Paul Williams

@SenseiCarl_ Wembley

You’re playing football with the boys when you were a kid. If you score, you go through to the next “round”. If you didn’t score, you were out. What did you call it?

@MartinSLewis Mine was due Friday, still hasn’t been paid.

Urgent Poll: Child Benefit were you meant to get it this morning? Has it arrived... (trying to establish if there's a problem and the scale of it)

Imagine how bad the roads have to be for a lorry to come a cropper, dread to think what would have happened if this was a car or probably worse a motorbike. this is just one of many dangerous cliff faces around Langley Upper Green, pull ya finger out @essexhighways

@dom_lucre Looks like a Friday night down the spoons 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is a practice in Namibia where a bachelor is seduced by the sisters of his bride. If he gets an erection, the marriage is canceled due to believing he will cheat on his wife.

@AwayDays_ 😂 you could actually overdub big David Attenborough narrating a piece on an angry group of chimps😂

These Millwall fans against Leeds today😂😂

@McDonaldsUK No you haven’t, for the past two or three years, every time I’ve asked for a book, a crappy toy has been given instead. Maybe you should invest more millions into books and run out of the cheap plastic nonsense instead.

Since 2013, McDonald’s have been giving children books inside their Happy Meals 📚

@Iromg Truth hurts princess

Oh look. Someone KIND from the #NHS

@PurelyFootball No

Is Harry Kane the best English striker of all time?🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@DrProudman There’s a good chance we wouldn’t here about it if a man went missing.

@Liverpoolgoals_ Stevie Nicol

What player made you fall in love with Liverpool? 🤔 #ValentinesDay

@ExtremeBand @Rangga Love this ❤️

Congratulations to the winner of the #PlayWithMeChallenge, @rangga.ringrose!! 💥 It was an honor to hear all of your covers and interpretations. Thank you to all who participated. Rangga - can't wait to jam!! 👊

@AnfieldWatch Routine

Morning Reds, if you had to sum up yesterday using 𝗼𝗻𝗲 word, what would it be? 👇

@AnfieldWatch Not what he’s getting paid for sure 🙄

How much is Naby Keita worth? 👇

@TrentAA Unfortunately, as a fan, it’s tiring to hear Trent, we know performances need to improve, been the same comment nearly all season, responsibility and basics are missing. I accept defeat, but not without a fight. Teams all have wobbles, but we just have zero consistency atm #YNWA

This isn’t good enough. We need to do better, and we will.

@richardosman Who needs milkshake, when you have knackered old fiesta 🤷🏻‍♂️

A car on our road has its bonnet up, and it is attracting all the neighbourhood men.

@90sFootballUK1 Still got 2, kids always want their cereal in them 👍🏻

Who had one?

@IanWright0 @itvfootball @GNev2 “I ‘ate you Carra”

#WorldCupFinal @itvfootball @GNev2

@PaulieHughes @CommodoreBlog I reckon this is the game I have a vivid memory of. Can remember sitting with my step dad in the dining room, playing a platformer with loads of machines to jump through, is this the one 🤔

I never did program a C16 / Plus 4 - kinda feel I missed out on something, going Vic 20 -> C64. Here's Masteronic's Big Mac cover (art by John Smyth) cleaned up for @CommodoreBlog ;o) Came out quite well!

@AnfieldWatch We’ve not mustered a full strength team all season, why start now 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂

What type of team are you picking tonight? Full strength? 👇

@petermcr @AnfieldWatch Wind ya neck in ya dopey flannel, he did nothing wrong, so no protection needed, get back to the circus, bloody buffoon 🤦🏻‍♂️

@AnfieldWatch No one ever doubted the angel Henderson. He plays for Liverpool Seems like the fault is someone else's as usual Naughty angel Gabriel

🚨 NEW: Jordan Henderson is believed to have called Gabriel a 'fucking idiot' earlier this month. The Arsenal defender misheard and thought he used a Portuguese slur, which is what prompted the investigation. #lfc [mail]