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@wembleystadium @jamesinsurrey @jfa_samuraiblue Birmingham should be looking to get the Japanese to play a friendly there..

Thank you @jfa_samuraiblue ❤️🤝

Imagine Lee Dixon and Alan Shearer in the same commentary box..💤💤💤

I understand now why Scott Mills was always Philip Schofields favourite DJ..

Tim Sherwood overlooked again for Spurs job..🤣

@England @TrentEndRed01 @marksandspencer It should have been easier for Scott Mills to keep his spot on Radio 2. Than Phil Foden keeping his spot in the England team..

Your #ThreeLions to take on Japan! ✨

@talkSPORT Thats fuck all, it’s been 8567 days since David Seaman last conceded a goal for England..🤣

Reminder: Jordan Pickford last conceded a goal for England 536 DAYS ago. 😤🧱 Where does he rank among all-time England goalkeepers?

@DeadlineDayLive @LaStampa Good to get their excuses in early..

🚨 Italian media are complaining about the state of the dressing room that their national team will use on their visit to Bosnia tonight for the World Cup playoff. 😳🇮🇹 (🎥 @LaStampa)

@footyinsider247 So on reading that, it makes him perfect for the Spurs job.. Carnage = Even more carnage.

🚨😳 Lewis Dunk speaking in 2023 about Spurs-linked Roberto De Zerbi's first weeks as Brighton boss: 🗣️ "If I am being honest, the first couple of weeks were horrendous. I wouldn’t say horrendous, they were 𝙗𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜. "The first meeting when he went in, I was 𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 - who to look at, what to listen to, and you slowly pick up. "Basically don’t listen to the manager, wait for the translator to speak and you get there in the end. "Training changed dramatically, we worked on a lot of different stuff and the first couple of weeks were a 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 transition. "We were 4th in the league when Graham (Potter) left and we were flying with him and it was a strange time for him to go and then Roberto came in and it was a 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 two weeks."

@bigphil321 @MrMrwire14 Is it Jacob Rees Mogg Deliveroo order..

On my way to North Wales yesterday, near Frodsham, I saw a convoy of 8 or 9 identical silver Rolls/Bentleys all with reg plates like this, all main beams on, shifting pretty rapidly.. Bizarrely, on the way home, I saw them again on the M62.. Any idea what/who?

@TheGriftReport Affectionately known as “ Over the shoulder boulder Holder “

Chelsea star Cole Palmer, 23, is now dating devout Christian model and influencer Olivia Holder, 23, who calls the Bible her favourite book and says church is a massive part of her life. The glamorous aesthetic clinic co-owner still floods Instagram with red-hot bikini snaps, designer bags and luxury lifestyle posts. The pair jetted off to Dubai for a lavish Valentine’s getaway with £800 wagyu dinners and Chanel gifts, then followed it up with a romantic Romania trip. Olivia mixes cross necklaces and Sunday service pics with her sultry modelling content. Cole split from his ex Connie Grace just months after the Club World Cup win.

@DaleJohnsonBBC As much impact as Bristol Rovers going to Barcelona..

Potentially could be interesting prep for the first round of the Carabao Cup which starts on August 7...

@MailSport Never mind Harry Redknapp, Harry Houdini couldn’t even escape from this..

Glenn Hoddle in the frame to become next Tottenham boss despite not having managed for nearly 20 YEARS - as Spurs weigh up options after Igor Tudor exit trib.al/32MhOln

@UKFootyBible Manchester City..

Which team couldn’t fill this away end? 🤔

Tiger Woods on his way to this years Masters..

Breaking News… Morgan McSweeney’s mobile phone found in Tiger Woods car..

Listening to Sam Twatterface and Lee Dixon on commentary. Must be comparable to getting stuck in a lift with Keir Starmer and Alan Shearer…💤💤💤

@Awaydays23 There will be about 80,000 sleeping inside Wembley..

It’s Been a bit too much for this England fan today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Fuck me, those England players ain’t half belting out the National Anthem.🤣 What an embarrassment..

@LeagueOne25 Who did he crash into…. Edward Scissorhands..

Alan Shearer has been involved in a nasty bike crash😳 We are all with you Alan, hope you have a speedy recovery ❤️

@WingsScotland @SirWilliam66 He couldn’t be any shitter than he is as First Minister, of a non independent Scotland..

Oh fuck off you absolute tool.