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@Thebestfigen She's had something done for sure. Maybe not as regularly/as much.

Cameron Diaz went on Jimmy Fallon’s show and did a slow head turn and tiny nod. People in the comments mostly said it’s nice to see an actress without a tight facelift, Botox, and filler.

@LuxuryWatchGuy1 Gay rolex.

No nickname has stuck yet for the Rolex Anniversary Oyster Perpetual What would you call it?

@Romy_Holland Honestly as a first time parents I don't think I'd do it, though now as an experienced one - definitely would!

parents: imagine you’re good friends with the neighbors 2 doors down. would you put your baby down for the night and go neighbor’s house for a drink if you brought the baby monitor?

@LuxuryWatchGuy1 The only person I can imagine getting away with wearing a pattern one is Pharell Williams. Ugly.

Rolex New Release Price Update Green Ombré Datejust - $27,000 Pattern/Multi Color OP - $29,000

@andrewmichta Why are you so cranky is the real question.

Yep. I’m in Europe alright…😎. What EU Commission genius thought of this?

@chitowntoktown And that is a more flattering photo of it.

That looks like a gigantic garbage can

@Thebestfigen That's a weird concept for a wedding photo. Also you can't choose a public place for a photo shoot and then expect everyone to stay out of the way.

A woman and her dog hilariously photobombed a newlywed couple’s photo — completely driving the photographer crazy after he had waited minutes for the perfect plane landing shot. 😂😂

@WhiteBabyFac And yes, 26 years going strong.

Couples who spend less than $1,000 on their wedding have the lowest divorce rates.

@WhiteBabyFac Mine was free, the judge waived the fee.

@Mylovanov In my experience, those good Russians who broke with Russia and support Ukrainian victory are very similar to unicorns i.e. they don't exist.

Source: youtube.com/watch?v=3yqce5…

Kasparov: “Russian Taiwan” is a metaphor, but the split is already real. Hundreds of thousands of Russians have broken with Putin’s Russia, including legally, yet got no new status. Their documents expire every day. Europe needs one cardinal solution: recognize that we exist. 1/

@2002tacomasr5 Ok, let's see the lizard.

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone

@avidseries @GovPressOffice I guess the optics matter more, he's got the looks.

@GovPressOffice George W. Bush's SAT score percentile in the year he took the test: 84th Gavin Newson's SAT score percentile in the year he took the test: 56th

Smartest Republican President of the new millennium

@FredFellaIMO The US is unrealiable. US if Russia attacks the Baltics, the US won't do anything.

Europe, many of you have said you want US out of NATO. I disagree but curious to your thoughts. What reason do you want US out of NATO? I’ll put results after 3 days.

@RepVanOrden How shameful.

For the first time in nearly 25 years, a bipartisan group of five Members of Congress sat down with the Russian Duma to engage in direct discussions on peace and bilateral relations. We have a responsibility to maintain open lines of communication and pursue dialogue, even in times of tension. I remain committed to continuing these conversations and supporting President Trump’s commitment towards peace.

@Lunatic__Fringe @stevemur @seattletimes I think more likely smart people find more interesting and rewarding things to do.

@7ghj566 @stevemur @seattletimes Because the powers that be don't want people in office who they can't control and would actually work for the taxpayers.

The @SeattleTimes article says: "Q: What can WA lawmakers do to lower gas prices? A: Not much." That is FALSE. WA Lawmakers could repeal the Climate Commitment Act, and lower the direct gas tax. Combined, these account for more than $1.18 on every gallon of gas paid by Washingtonians.

Stats on the homeless population are awful. 1-in-2 has a disability and/or a traumatic brain injury. 1-in-5 has psychosis. 1-in-10 is schizophrenic. 1-in-4 is mentally retarded. These sorts of facts explain a lot!

The fact that Zelensky has not told so many people to fuck off who more than deserved it over the years it is a testament to his character, patience & leadership. He never gives up trying to placate & persuade people no matter how ignorant they are. I could never do it. Few could

@HominemDad @stevemgordon67 It is insane.

@stevemgordon67 The map looks pretty interesting when you set the Redfin search filters for $5 million+ and $10 Million +. I confess I have no idea how many listings are normally present at these levels, but they don't look like they're selling due to financial hardship....

Was at a meeting in the last couple weeks where a long-time realtor who specializes in high end homes was near tears making the case that, "everyone is leaving. I'm booked 7 days a week for the next 2 months showing homes of people moving out of WA..."

@VKlker @souljagoyteller Ah, I didn't see the choices. I just thought Brezhnev USSR was a weirdly specific era to pick.

@7ghj566 @souljagoyteller To live as an untermensch in fascist states?

The answer is obviously Brezhnev era USSR