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Ademola lookman is better than lamine yamal 🫣

@harryjsisson I find it hard to believe you’re this stupid….but here we are

Something is obviously wrong with Trump. In under a year he’s had an MRI, two “annual” physicals, a cognitive test, face drooping, swollen ankles, bruised hands, vanished for a week, and looks lost in videos. Tell me any of that is normal.

@reedgalen @C0618Mel You seem like the type to have kiddie porn on your computer

@C0618Mel You seem like the type who scares the neighbors.

No one. No one thinks that.

@harryjsisson You poor thing!! Do you need some Kleenex to wipe your eyes??? Snowflake motherfucker 😂😂😂

Donald Trump posted an AI video where he dropped poop on me from a fighter jet.

@AOC Priceless…coming from a bartender!

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

@StephenKing Your best novel yet you creepy looking libby!!!

Trump’s destruction of the East Wing is part of a pattern. Because he never has to stand for election again (at least, under normal Constitutional rules), he is like a gleeful toddler, not toilet trained, beshitting everything he can reach.

@WeThePeople021 @FFT1776 I mean you can hardly tell that’s a man!!😂😂😂😂

What a transformation. 🤣🤣🤣

@__KerryLyn130 Fucking terrible

Laz Diaz

@GreggOlson30 I noticed that too and had to chuckle😂😂

Why is the 2nd baseman running the ball in? Have a concept of the situation.

@TaraBull808 You’re balls are showing!! Bumblebee tuna😂😂

The NFL’s first transgender cheerleader, Justine Simone of the Carolina Panthers’ TopCats, has returned for their third season

@__KerryLyn130 Or an actual pitcher on the mound?? I really really want to root for these guys…but damn could you at least make some competitive pitches?! And what’s their ball/strike ratio tonight

Wouldn’t it be a novel idea if we actually had an actual outfielder playing right field?

@jcalvinmeyer Let’s gooooo!!!! Thinking tonight is a “must win!”

The Orioles have 49 games remaining this season. If they win every single one of those games, they will end the season with 100 wins — one fewer than they won in 2023.

@AngelusNovus3 He was good. 2nd baseman misplayed 3 balls in the 1st that didn’t help

I dont know who needs to hear this, but keep in mind rehab starts are not about the stat line. Rogers was getting shelled in AAA before he's come up dominant Look at velocity, whiffs and walks. Bradish throwing up multiple 98s as he got dinked and doinked in the first.

@AngelusNovus3 Let’s gooooooo!!!!

Incredibly fun day of pitching in the Os minor league system today: A Esteban Mejia A+ Michael Forret AA Juaron Watts-Brown AAA Kyle Bradish

@masnSteve I literally LOL’d…I hope the real Steve follows this account because this is hilarious

Ramon Urias still hasn’t left the team and has been seen crying for hours. Keeps saying “I don’t want to leave.I can’t leave.” Elias is getting upset as the trade can’t go through if Urias doesn’t leave by 6PM tonight.Urias reportedly wants to veto the trade and sign an extension

@OriolesParade Please please please keep this one going 😂😂

WEVE GOT A RACE ON OUR HANDS Stowers: HRs 23 ONeill: Hits 23

@GlennClarkRadio @rshields97 @DSzymborski Most of us understand what you’re saying. Don’t worry about the ones that don’t. 😂😂 We are on the same page!

@rshields97 @DSzymborski No, he criticized the result. That's the point. The point is that if the results continue like this, they can't overcome it.

.@DSzymborski on Orioles: "If they're unwilling--or unable--to invest in pitching, they're screwed no matter what + will become the Rockies... Not only did they only chase bargains, they didn't do anything creative. Look at the Mets/Clay Holmes, take a chance on something."

@BrendanMorty For a dude who supposedly lives in the weight room…he’s not very tough. Ship him back to Canada

Tony Mansolino says that Tyler O’Neill was unavailable tonight with general soreness Doesn’t think he’s an IL candidate

@DuckOnQuack2023 Losing by 1 on the road to the #3 team in the nation at the time is getting humbled??

That time Ohio State walked into Autzen, got humbled, and had to beg the NCAA to change the rules to beat Oregon.