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@Slatzism When any wolf can declare himself a sheep, he has no need of wooly cloths to achieve his ends.

@B_C_888 Yeah, but not without guilt!

@80lemoyne Yes, they certainly do 🙌💅

Putting in the hours so the gays and gals can have bread and pasta next year 🌾

@HelenWebberley Mengele in petticoats here has thoughts.

I still find it insane how people with zero medical training have such strong opinions on trans healthcare

@Michaeldudufudu @HollyGrayle New windows and AC?

What happened to britain?

@ShawnOnTheRight A Chinese Mayday parade, I bet , has fewer red flags.

How do we feel about this on the 4th date? Red Flag? Green Flag? Proceed w/ Caution?

@pinitreply Well, I was in favour of personal freedoms before watching this…

Announcing our triplets’ names… wait for it 🎉👶👶👶😳

@katrosenfield You have to check the ‘decline’ box on the entry form or you won’t live to see your Uber.

I’m going to Canada! Hope I don’t get MAID

@cowboylikezain Await the coroner’s report?

what would you do in this situation?

@LakeboySean Get a prenup!

2nd date with my hand since the first went very well. Devil Wears Prada 2 advance showing.

@Mr_Andrew_Fox @susanstewart20 Oh she’s a beauty!

I suspect there is a connection between the stinking dead fish on the beach and the throwing up in the pub and the feeling extremely sorry for herself now.

@cares_who6h Why would getting a BJ make me throw up??

Do blowjobs always come with puke or is there a non-puke option

@DaveMcNamee3000 Thank you for triggering my claustrophobic intrusive thoughts

Day 1 at JP Morgan wish me luck

Man and his dog in a photo booth from 1943

@KitchenBites_ Please, someone arrest her. Or at least throw globs of powdered milk on her in no particular pattern.

I added condensed milk to boiling water

@BioBite_ This why the world needs gay men.

My mom taught me this easy cake trick.

@FitFusion__ Mengele was less evil.

This dish changed the way I do potlucks!

@landofthe80s Mine is yellow and I still use it all the time.

This plastic pitcher was in every fridge in the 70s & 80s.

@GreekPictures @ArysPan @Giorgos_petakos Visited Astypalaia in 2014. Only place I’ve been in Greece where there were barrel dogs everywhere. There were two starving ones chained up right near town that I spent my vacation feeding and bringing water. It was depressing. Hope things have improved.

From above, #Astypalaia feels like a dream, layered in white, crowned by history, surrounded by endless blue. 🇬🇷 📷 @Giorgos_petakos

@omgsidewalks Canadian

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIÐAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???