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Please follow my new account @PainArchitect if you can. Elon has effectively killed this one.

This shi was so low budget oh my God 😭 And it’s hailed as peak cinema ain’t no way?? 😭😭😭

@HawkEmDownChris @conquertheno Cool Hand Luke

Without googling, name a one-word movie title.

@BachmannRudi @DannyHulse3 If you bothered to click the link you’d see the polling average is based on polls at least 4 months old. The poll that flipped it overnight? It’s from May 8 of last year. Much ado about nothing.

Democrats on the verge of doing something stupid.

@cutiieepie6 I don’t know of any Michelin starred restaurants with old picnic tables.

My colleague and I left $20 on a $309 bill at a Michelin star restaurant last night, and the waitress looked at us like we’d just insulted her grandmother.We split it—$10 from me, $10 from her. The service was fine, nothing exceptional but nothing wrong either. Just standard polite service at a place where the cheapest appetizer was $24. When she picked up the check folder, she opened it right there at the table, saw the two tens, and her face actually dropped. She snapped it shut, forced a smile, and walked away without saying goodbye.We were barely out the door when I heard her telling the hostess something that ended with “…can’t believe it.”I know Michelin spots usually expect 20%, but we’re talking $60+ on food that was good but not life-changing. Am I wrong for thinking the tip should match the service, not just the prestige of the address? Or was I supposed to empty my wallet just because they got a fancy plaque from some committee?

@callme_siya_ @grok She looks pretty health to me.

Hey @grok , make her health and fit

@dbailey_18 WHAT

@arenrlebrun The problem most people have with accepting Platner is that it means they can no longer call Pete Hegseth a Nazi for having white supremacy adjacent tattoos. It would be easier if everyone who hasn’t served just accepted they will never understand warrior culture.

Correct. We're going to elect Graham Platner instead.

@k_ovfefe2 Have you heard of round up

This guy down the road from me has been mowing a giant "TRUMP" into his hillside every spring/summer for at least 8 years now. He's still at it. 🫡

@alexanderhq @DA_Banks You had me right up until “looks.”

That’s a $55,000 truck even in Mexico. It’s does not have FSD like Tesla. In fact the Cybertruck has a special release in February at $59,900 which for the value, looks and longevity the Cybertruck wins Your right in the sub $25,000 market an it’s not even close but labor unions are big part of the reason the Big 3 can’t even keep up. Those lines could mostly be automated but the have some losers at the @UAW telling us otherwise, to BYD and the 100+ Chinese manufacturers advantage

I’m telling you- the American consumer is not ready to see nice cars that they cannot buy

@ResistanceSean This is why I tried out bluesky for about five minutes

I am worried that Platner and El-Sayed could cost Dems the senate.

@JustinThind @DonSpillers14 Looking at receivers as potential DBs sounds familiar and I like it.

#MichiganState 2027 target Don Spillers with a really nice catch on the sideline, with 2027 four-star DB Gideon Gash in coverage. MSU recently began looking at Spillers as a Safety. The Detroit MLK wide receiver has all the tools.

@dranok4ever @jarvis_best Appreciating satire requires a modicum of intelligence.

@jarvis_best Seriosly, who still watches/reads Onion? I never understood them nor found them funny even 10 years ago they were lame AF.

> be The Onion > spend $1M to license Infowars for a year plus another $1M in attorney fees > hire Tim Heidecker - one of the greatest comic actors alive - to parody Alex Jones > his Jones impression is flawless > forget to write jokes

@NoContextHumans Vietnam been through some shit

Mario Kart in real life in Vietnam looks like a death trap💀

@Lifeinvestmoney Are you seven feet tall

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@JBook_37 Because on the low end it costs $130 million to operate a Big Ten athletic program. Half of them currently operate at a deficit. So the $76 million is nice but it doesn’t make them immediately solvent.

I don't understand how programs like Rutgers, Maryland, Purdue, Minnesota can all make $76M and still claim broke and not field teams that compete. Those bottom Big Ten teams made more money than the top teams in the SEC. What are they doing with their money?

@EricLDaugh He looks terrible lol

🚨 NOW: President Trump spotted enjoying the weekend in Florida LFG! The man works so hard he deserves it! He’ll be swiftly BACK to the White House tomorrow night 🔥

@realKyleKeegan @CVuksinich As a New Yorker I can say we knew long before that but we never thought it would get that far because we assumed Americans would be smart enough to see what we saw in him. Boy were we wrong.

Good morning to everyone who knew on the day he came down the escalator exactly where this bullshit was headed.

Liked a post of Player doing “Baby Come Back” and now my timeline is flooded with classic and not so classic music videos and it’s awesome. This is how the algorithm should work.

@Ducnghia16 Wrong he said that about “Fade to Black” by Metallica.

Paul McCartney said this is the one song he wish he wrote.

@MrsDCtheCapital @BritHugoboom “Not traditionally pretty”

@83percenter @BritHugoboom and you just did the thing where I said you’re wrong. ohp. 😶‍🌫️

Let’s go back to basics and it’s the girl so beautiful that the most famous bag in the world was named after her