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Locust Abortion Technician

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Founder, MSU Dairy Store Fan Club. Definitely a bot. #GOGREEN 💚🤍#resist

608 E 13th Ave, Denver, CO Katılım Ekim 2021
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Redd@ReddCinema·
This shi was so low budget oh my God 😭 And it’s hailed as peak cinema ain’t no way?? 😭😭😭
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HAWK@HawkEmDownChris·
Without googling, name a one-word movie title.
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@BachmannRudi @DannyHulse3 If you bothered to click the link you’d see the polling average is based on polls at least 4 months old. The poll that flipped it overnight? It’s from May 8 of last year. Much ado about nothing.
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Rudi Bachmann@BachmannRudi·
Democrats on the verge of doing something stupid.
Election Time@ElectionTime_

🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.

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Mary 🕊️@cutiieepie6·
My colleague and I left $20 on a $309 bill at a Michelin star restaurant last night, and the waitress looked at us like we’d just insulted her grandmother.We split it—$10 from me, $10 from her. The service was fine, nothing exceptional but nothing wrong either. Just standard polite service at a place where the cheapest appetizer was $24. When she picked up the check folder, she opened it right there at the table, saw the two tens, and her face actually dropped. She snapped it shut, forced a smile, and walked away without saying goodbye.We were barely out the door when I heard her telling the hostess something that ended with “…can’t believe it.”I know Michelin spots usually expect 20%, but we’re talking $60+ on food that was good but not life-changing. Am I wrong for thinking the tip should match the service, not just the prestige of the address? Or was I supposed to empty my wallet just because they got a fancy plaque from some committee?
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Siya@callme_siya_·
Hey @grok , make her health and fit
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@arenrlebrun The problem most people have with accepting Platner is that it means they can no longer call Pete Hegseth a Nazi for having white supremacy adjacent tattoos. It would be easier if everyone who hasn’t served just accepted they will never understand warrior culture.
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Whale Psychiatrist ™️
This guy down the road from me has been mowing a giant "TRUMP" into his hillside every spring/summer for at least 8 years now. He's still at it. 🫡
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Alexander 🇺🇸@alexanderhq·
That’s a $55,000 truck even in Mexico. It’s does not have FSD like Tesla. In fact the Cybertruck has a special release in February at $59,900 which for the value, looks and longevity the Cybertruck wins Your right in the sub $25,000 market an it’s not even close but labor unions are big part of the reason the Big 3 can’t even keep up. Those lines could mostly be automated but the have some losers at the @UAW telling us otherwise, to BYD and the 100+ Chinese manufacturers advantage
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Justin Thind@JustinThind·
#MichiganState 2027 target Don Spillers with a really nice catch on the sideline, with 2027 four-star DB Gideon Gash in coverage. MSU recently began looking at Spillers as a Safety. The Detroit MLK wide receiver has all the tools.
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Dranok@dranok4ever·
@jarvis_best Seriosly, who still watches/reads Onion? I never understood them nor found them funny even 10 years ago they were lame AF.
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
> be The Onion > spend $1M to license Infowars for a year plus another $1M in attorney fees > hire Tim Heidecker - one of the greatest comic actors alive - to parody Alex Jones > his Jones impression is flawless > forget to write jokes
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Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·
Mario Kart in real life in Vietnam looks like a death trap💀
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Worst Finance Takes@Lifeinvestmoney·
Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?
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@JBook_37 Because on the low end it costs $130 million to operate a Big Ten athletic program. Half of them currently operate at a deficit. So the $76 million is nice but it doesn’t make them immediately solvent.
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JBook.@JBook_37·
I don't understand how programs like Rutgers, Maryland, Purdue, Minnesota can all make $76M and still claim broke and not field teams that compete. Those bottom Big Ten teams made more money than the top teams in the SEC. What are they doing with their money?
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Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 NOW: President Trump spotted enjoying the weekend in Florida LFG! The man works so hard he deserves it! He’ll be swiftly BACK to the White House tomorrow night 🔥
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Dr. Eric Kaplan@drekaplan

An honor to be with the President today @Trump National Jupiter Fl. A shout out to the Secret service, they were amazing. The President was funny, cordial and hits the golf ball a mile. 🇺🇸

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@realKyleKeegan @CVuksinich As a New Yorker I can say we knew long before that but we never thought it would get that far because we assumed Americans would be smart enough to see what we saw in him. Boy were we wrong.
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Kyle Keegan@realKyleKeegan·
Good morning to everyone who knew on the day he came down the escalator exactly where this bullshit was headed.
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