Graeme

@LegacySiu Juan Veron and Gabby Heinze

Excluding Martinez and Garnacho Name an ARGENTINE player that has played for MAN UNITED VERY HARD

Your next PM taking time out campaigning to debate with a twitter shitposter who hides behind a character from the Bill.

@B_Fernandes8 @daryl_stimpson @ManUtd @premierleague Win the league next season and cement your legacy, bow out like Robson. Legend

This is not mine. This is yours. This is ours. From all the players, staff and everyone involved in the club, to you guys who supported us every single day of the season. Grateful for your love and support ❤️

🚨NEW: The Met police say although arrests were made, the "Unite the Kingdom" rally proceeded largely without any significant incident

It's only fair that you have this stuck in your head all weekend too.

@PeterStefanovi2 You may as well just lick his arsehole at this point if your going to trot out this bollocks

“Whatever noise they make nothing is going to distract me from delivering for our country” a defiant Keir Starmer tells MP’s at #PMQs

@PreetKGillMP How goods that crack you’ve been smoking?

I do not accept the claim that Keir Starmer is a liar. He is not. I have known him to be serious, measured, and guided by a strong sense of public duty. We must challenge one another robustly on policy, but do it in a way that strengthens public confidence not erode it

@AlternativeMUFC Top effort, going there myself on Wednesday. 🍺

6 hour drive down to Cornwall just in time for a midday pint.

@Keir_Starmer Nice one, when are you resigning?

It’s good news that the Strait of Hormuz has now reopened. This must be a long lasting and workable solution, without tolls or restrictions on routes. Today we announced our joint plan with France and other international partners to protect freedom of navigation. We need to see a return to peace and stability, and a permanent ceasefire.

@PeterStefanovi2 I remember how vociferously you went after Johnson, and fair enough, will you go after Starmer with the same zeal Peter?

The Prime Minister is expected to come to the House of Commons on Monday to give a statement. He’s expected to correct the record

@Muntu87 @PeterStefanovi2 I remember how vociferously you went after Johnson, and fair enough, will you go after Starmer with the same zeal Peter?

@PeterStefanovi2 He needs to correct the record asap or he resigns

@eurofootcom @thedailymanc Good for him! We can all assume they’ll pay the 35 mill asking clause then, he’s so good!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚡️ Marcus Rashford (28) has hit 25 goal contributions for Barcelona this season! 🔴🔵

@centregoals @thedailymanc Good on him, they can pay the 35 mill now I assume

🚨🚨| GOAL: MARCUS RASHFORD MAKES IT FOUR!!! Barcelona 4-1 Espanyol x.com/FCBWMedia/stat…

@Keir_Starmer Hope your trip was in line with net zero aims, you useless fucking cunt

I was in the Middle East this week. Here’s why.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has dropped the Bill to hand over the Chagos Islands to Mauritius after Donald Trump withdrew his support [@thetimes]

@RyanR2021 Would love to see the fallout from this if you’d have posted it from your open account! 🤣

@lancscricket Great start this!

PLAYED WELLSY! 👏😍 Half-century up for Luke Wells after a solid start at the top of the order in Northampton. 9️⃣ FOURS 7️⃣0️⃣ BALLS 92-1 (23.4) 🌹 #RedRoseTogether

Note to the Lancashire CCC Membership.

Or Bobby Charlton's 251 goals and 202 assists might be interesting to add in. Then you can add 4 league titles, an FA Cup, a European Cup, a Ballon d'Or...oh and throw in a World Cup too! People need to stop this crap that dismisses better records pre-1992 as if it didn't happen!

@BethRigby Christ, can see why he agreed to an interview with you.

WATCH: Starmer on ‘beating himself up’ over Mandelson is worth watching because I really think it’s a very rare & believable moment where Starmer reveals how he’s really feeling; showing some vulnerability and anger with himself over the decision he took