Sam Flynn

@stilespluscity yes.

DID YOU KNOW that the first ever ballpit was invented by Eric McMillan? #factsfromthepit

@jdrewnicorn @floozyfacade @burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr It's a little weird.

@mindyindarrow @slothburgr at this point I care less about the food than the PR war. and which will give me more incentive @burgerpitdarrow

Has anyone even actually proven that there's sloth in @slothburgr's burgers?

@burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr it's a burger, he'll like both, I'm just saying.

@burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr yeah, but what if Marvin likes Slothburger's burgers better?

I think I'm gonna get a burger from @slothburgr and a burger from @burgerpitdarrow and let Marvin try both, see which he likes better.

@89darrow: Nature fact for you, Sam—sloths are the best animals of all! A large order of Jungle Fries is only $1.75!

@89darrow @slothburgr Hi Sam! Come into our store for fast service and 100% beef burger patties! #nosloth

@89darrow @slothburgr Is it beelicious HONEY and mustard dressing?

Man, Darrow's got some really hardcore PR.

38.media.tumblr.com/f537dc624e7cde… okay, this is awesome.

@floozyfacade I think so, yeah. god, it's been ages.

@floozyfacade it's just not the same.

@floozyfacade Slothburger's trying to win me over with jungle fries but I'm not convinced yet. have you had them?

@slothburgr what's on these jungle fries?

@floozyfacade hey, if I have to suffer, I'm not suffering alone.

too bad neither of them's In-N-Out. I'd kill for some animal fries.

being followed by both @slothburgr and @burgerpitdarrow, guess the fast food market's getting competitive.