Slothburger

@89darrow: Nature fact for you, Sam—sloths are the best animals of all! A large order of Jungle Fries is only $1.75!

@oldtaleanew @burgerpitdarrow: …because you’ll be having so much fun, of course.

@oldtaleanew @burgerpitdarrow: Bring a friend—you need someone to make sure you make it out of the ballpit!

@mindyindarrow: We’ve been there since June! Didn’t you see Slothy Jr. in the children’s ward during the grand opening?

@mindyindarrow: There’s a Slothburger in the hospital cafeteria, you know.

@mindyindarrow: You need to come into the store to redeem your free Slothy Meal, Mindy.

@darelucem: That sort of thinking deserves a Slothy Meal! #feedingyoungminds

@Willa__Pope: Everyone’s a somebody at Slothburger! Willa, come by for a Amazon Smoothie—now in mango flavor!

@likeblueblazes: Hey now, I think you have us confused with a different Darrow eatery :)

@kaitmaree: Sloths are friends, not food!

Kids! Come by your local Slothburger for fun in Slothy’s Playplace after school! #noballpitshere

@mindyindarrow: Well, since you've asked so nicely... #slothymealforyou!

Need a mid-morning break? Come in for a cup of slooooow-roasted coffee and one of our Sloth Pies--pumpkin spice, maybe?