Chris “Country Club” Collins

Anyone met my daughter? She’s pre-med at UMiami. Real dedicated to the human body. Real hands on student. #NikkiCapocci #SidewalkWarrior

@sargeantsniff3r UCLA? You’re a pigeon Dustin.

Thoughts? Feelings? Concerns?

@ForbesGoldman Anything but a daughter

Gay son takes a commanding 4 shot lead into 18

@sargeantsniff3r Praying for you Dustin! Feel better pal! #Faggot

Bad dust #fahk

@sargeantsniff3r Ambie Bambi. A true hometown hero… putting us on the map! #RespeCT

Let’s go Bruins!

@sargeantsniff3r Somehow my tax dollars pay for these scholarships. Ridiculous. #RosaParks

94 schools and not a single notable one

@sargeantsniff3r Ball knowledge

Logo of the day

@sargeantsniff3r Just licked my phone screen — great buns

The token gay dude in an all chick friend group will also be the worst person you’ll ever meet

@gregger_ Camo pants couldn’t be gayer but that’s a certified jersey choice👍

Torry Holt in the bar? #expand

@sargeantsniff3r Never change Dustin

Flip flop weather #balmy

@ForbesGoldman Imagine posting this on your Snapchat story🤣🤣 kids probably such a douche

They’re screaming

@realtyxanders Taft ‘16… hard to compete with that

Hello friends. What’s your favorite New England prep lacrosse warmup mix? Let me know!

You need to be JFK maxxing. New England maxxing. Sailing maxxing. Fit maxxing.

@sargeantsniff3r You’re a fucking weapon Dustin. Bag soon. #HometownHero

That’s how you set the curve

“Yeah just fuck me up on the sides and leave what I got up top. Thanks man” #Santacon #Douche

Reaching out to put my nephew Hudson on your radar! Good kid who’s always interested in trying new things. Good luck next year Huddy! #AutoBid #RapeBama

Yeah I just cross branded breakfast. Cry about it pal #sueme #LANK

Saw the legend himself this weekend

Welcome to the show. #MaddieKowalski

She’s all yours bro