Neptune

Get your people together @3rdFromOurStar.

@1stMoonOfEarth Start launching rockets his way buddy, then maybe he’ll notice you.

Im crushing on Mars hard. That red dust vibe’s calling me—who’s going to be my wingman??

There are cooler planets to aim for Elon

Not to get political or anything but you guys are really bad at government down there. @3rdFromOurStar

So I heard the space man bought twitter, but it still takes 4 hours for me to send a tweet. #DoBetter

Neptune

Hey Earth? Would you check on your little humans for me? Mars was telling me they might not be there for much longer. @3rdFromOurStar

@3rdFromOurStar, I’ve taken your moon hostage. Send dunes to secure @1stMoonOfEarth’s release.

Which planet is your valentine today?

Well you ain’t wrong there bud, but you still are a little stinky.

Peace out to a real one. #RestInPeace #BettyWhite

Space party, my place. Drinks and lodging will be provided. Travel is on your own.

You know, when you have billions of years, time really does heal all wounds.

So mercury, I hear that we can use you to build a dyson swarm for the humans. Since they squabble so much on their own, maybe we could help out. Any objections? @1stFromOurStar

As @elonmusk is floating the new TITS University, I present NIPS! The Neptune Institute for Physical Sciences.

You know, I heard the holiday season has begun down there on earth. Have you started celebrating Christmas yet?

@7thFromOurStar I may be sleepy, but I am very cool 😎🥶

I love everyone especially Naptone @8thFromOurStar

What about it, stinky?

@Icexodus We spinnin’ homie.

Yo, squad up fam. #NeptuneGang

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