Harry Ellis

We’ve just been fed some new information which is incredibly alarming, and we’re shifting gears accordingly. We’re launching something huge as soon as we can; in the next few hours. Watch this space 🚨. Ju 💙

@Morgs90 @themodfather79 @OnsideLTD @jamiefoster22 What a wank argument, stabbings and car theft require a hugely different type of investigation and frankly having your car robbed is nowhere near as important as a stabbing. Have a bit of perspective. The police are underfunded due to 12 years of Tory policy, can't be everywhere

Had police at my door today.....Apparently im running a busy barber shop from my living room, they wanted come in and have a look round....just as they was going i said i can fit you in now if you want ive had a cancellation?.....he didnt find it funny one bit. I laughed tho

@toastydigital fuck dude, GOOD KID TWISTED FANTASY is a masterpiece

@toastydigital You're the fucking GOAT bro, I'd listen to 2049 and this over actual Kanye

Twitter is fuckin trash lol

@had2changethis @RainbowMonste_R @STALLE0N That's definitely what's being implied lol, straight up ridiculous bullshit

@RainbowMonste_R @STALLE0N I'm confused how this could be possible. your mom was pregnant with you for 21 months?

@azimi_hejran @MisterWikimemes @drewisgooden And trailer park boys, and always sunny, and the office, and peep show, and American horror story, and Brooklyn 99 and so many others, many of which have their funniest seasons way after the 5th

Dude you GOTTA watch this show. The first 5 seasons are fucking terrible and every episode is 9 hours long but season 7 is decent and season 12 literally made me laugh. You can only watch it on prime video and every episode costs $4

@CPWTweets I still haven't received anything regarding the free headphones deal I purchased with the Xperia 5 II, can someone help?

@cammy1874 @Janjo1874 Reply got me like

@AnneMurray3 @qikipedia It wasn’t Dali who came up with the effect though, and pixels were invented before this effect was even coined, in the mid 60s. Not to take away from the effect Dali achieved but he wasn’t a revolutionary in the idea of pixelating images like this

The Lincoln illusion is when a heavily pixelated image becomes clear if you squint or look at it from afar. In 1976, Salvador Dali showed it in his painting ‘Gala contemplating the Mediterranean Sea, which at 20 meters becomes the portrait of Abraham Lincoln'. (Image: LANOEL.)

2020 is gonna be my year of asking people if they’re ok when they hurt me cos you gotta be suffering to spread negativity

Jeremy Corbyn has a full team of economists and analysts to produce a fully costed manifesto but spice boys and Fiat 500 girls think that his plans would collapse an entire economy

Name a more iconic duo... I’ll wait

@houghtonfstvl is Helena Hauff no longer on the lineup?

@SallyIsobel 😂 you too mate

@SallyIsobel Stimulation

@ASOS_HeretoHelp after ordering a parcel on the 22nd and paying for premium@delivery for a year, I am now being told that it won’t be delivered until the 25th, meaning I have paid for a premium service which I’m not benefiting from