BoilerTrue
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This guy is the cat whisperer, for real. Calling their paws and claws ‘murder mittens’ is hysterical.
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Them: Why do you take such long showers?
Me: Well, my hair is one reason... and soapy titties are fun
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@Wilfromniagara Smashing Pumpkins
Soundgarden
Radiohead
Screaming Trees
Matchbox Twenty
Alice in Chains
Hole
Nine Inch Nails
Pearl Jam
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Milwaukee is doing Milwaukee things as they’ve climbed within a 0.5 game of the first place Cubs after a 9-3 win tonight. They crushed Shota Imanaga who gave up 9 hits and 8 runs. Cubs are searching for answers on the mound right now.
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@unclegarytrucks @3YearLetterman @D162Michele Methuselah is literally the oldest documented tree in the world. Planted by the United States.
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@96Boiler How we all survived is beyond me. Not baseball related, but we made a Worx bomb with foil in a 2 liter, and I went to retrieve it when it didn’t do anything. It then exploded out the bottom while I was carrying it.
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JD describing a game they played called “Stupid,” in which they would throw the ball straight up as high as they could as it was getting dark and then effectively play chicken with it. Reminds me of playing beer league softball doubleheaders…
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The main issue here is that Congress members are not elected to support their families. Ideally, they are already accomplished pillars of their local communities who chose to advance that at a higher level. Take their experience and fix roadblocks. No career.
Clash Report@clashreport
House Speaker Mike Johnson defended congressional stock trading by pointing to lawmakers' frozen salaries. "The salary of Congress has been frozen since 2009," he said. "At least let them engage in some stock trading so that they can continue to take care of their family." The median U.S. congressional salary is $174,000. 70% of Americans can't cover a $1,000 emergency.
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@DEvanAltman Also tough to overcome the offense doing zero to compete with the wind howling out against a 5.75 era guy. Feel like they’ve stuck with both trying to save the pen hoping the offense would wake up. Not working.
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Imanaga tonight: 4.1 IP, 9 H, 8 R, 8 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 2 HR
Taillon Saturday: 5.1 IP, 8 H, 8 R, 8 ER, 1 BB, 2 K, 5 HR
The offense needs to wake the hell up, but it’s tough to overcome starts like these.
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#Cubs left Shota out to dry tonight. Wind is HOWLING out. Hit a ball in the air 😡!!!!!
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PCA - you’re hired, please come in for a 20 minute shift, your apron and grill tongs await you, the first amendment is alive at Wiener Circle
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Hey @MLB @Cubs Come get your boy. “You suck my f*ckin d*ck b*tch”
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@mastur_nate @pyrameadhead @ava_no1 You have no idea what you’re talking about. If you drive through the part of Indiana that connects Illinois to Michigan and ever stop, this is literally the lingo.
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@pyrameadhead @ava_no1 Nobody in her life speaks like this. As an Indiana resident I can tell you this lady is larping
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People not from Illinois and Michigan are confounded by this. I would have been surprised if she didn't sound like that.
Raphouse TV (RHTV)@raphousetv7
Indiana Woman Going: Viral For Her very Unexpected Accent While Giving A Whole Baked Potato Review😳🥔🍽️
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@pinkmagiclala Weird space so often. Nobody cares … appreciate the real one. The comments are worth nothing.
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Just noticed an account that was made for the sole purpose of negging me. They've been doing it for months. I hope they get cured of their obsession someday.
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I dealt with the bs in my comments, but aside from that, I’m gonna ignore all the outside jealous noise and just be happy and enjoy this moment.
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@RedLineReportt There are literally zero problems with voting. Fuk off and solve a problem for people that actually live here.
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President Trump lovers asked me to do an online survey here. Do you support:
A. Watermarked Paper Ballot
B. Same Day Voting
C. Voter Photo ID
D. Proof of Citizenship
E. Election Day Holiday
F. All the above.
Everyone better answer this one correctly👆!!
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