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@Lizformee Don’t worry, they won’t ask why you don’t talk they’ll just ask your man why he’s dating an NPC with no dialogue options

you’ll think you’ve seen the craziest black volta tweet and here comes a crazier tweet #theBVfiles

@Mr_Ghartey 😂😂you nodey like am?

@97days_ Hmm nk33

That 5 game losing streak next season will hit like crack. They always fall for interim managers😂

If your woman is angry and not talking to you, you should buy her flowers, send letters, ask questions. But if a man is angry and not talking to you it's a sign for you to cheat, or he is bad at communicating, he is a terrible person.

Palmer is a victim of his own standards.

why does pep always get in these situations 🤣

@Talhaa10_ He seems so socially awkward bro😭😭he always looks like he’s being bullied 🤣

Crystal Palace have the chance to go down in Premier League folklore by getting battered by Manchester City tonight, then denying Arsenal on the last day of the season. Do it for the people and we will be indebted to you for eternity 🤝

How long could you go without showering if you got a $100,000 each day you didn’t shower? 😂

#Chelsea have held talks with Xabi #Alonso as the club’s head coach. He has emerged as the preferred candidate of #CFC’s Board. #transfers

@CFCPys @David_Ornstein Unless they’re waiting on Enrique/Cesc I see no reason why we should be waiting. Need him by start of June for next season

The information we have is that Chelsea are exploring a deal for Xabi Alonso and that he would be open to this possibility. It would seem that Alonso is at the forefront of Chelsea’s minds at the moment but the process continues. Expect news in next days / weeks. (@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC podcast)

Bruh… this isn’t even funny it’s just outright diabolical and vile.

Arsenal fans

- We beat Man City three times in a season across three different competitions including the UCL final but instead of giving us credit, they said Pep was overthinking. - People said both times we won the UCL, we weren’t the best team despite dominating nearly every opponent we faced in the 2021 knockout stages . - Rival fans celebrated during the Abramovich issue and Chelsea getting sold. - We beat PSG 3-0 in a final, the same side that dominated Europe and beat Madrid 4-0 in the semis, but instead of giving us credit again, they said PSG were just tired. - The Club World Cup is a preseason or friendly tournament simply because Chelsea won it. I could go on and on but the truth remains Arsenal aren’t the first team to be hated, it’s normal thing for many top clubs, and you would know that if your club have been winning.

That reply is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

@sledge_baba Nothing sadder than that caption walahi. Even through all the 😂😂 you can still see the pain.

Arsenal 0-1 Burnley Palace 0-0 Arsenal PSG 2-0 Arsenal

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Xabi Alonso believes in, and hopes to build, a project at Chelsea similar to the one Luis Enrique has created at Paris Saint-Germain. One of Xabi Alonso’s main demands to Chelsea is to have full control over the squad and key sporting decisions. BlueCo have learned from their mistakes with Enzo Maresca and are willing to give Alonso that power.