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@30nemagar @juvefcdotcom 2 were on the bench.. Only one was playing on the pitch

@juvefcdotcom I’m surprised Como only scored two more goals on 20 min against a team with three red cards.

Are you for real Cremonese?!

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

@HerbalistChief Miss me with this conspiracy bullshit. Africans underdeveloped Africa

This guy 😂😂😂, he useless pieces

Here is what an elephant herd looks like in Tsavo, Kenya in the 1950s.

Cubana Chief priest is a perfect example of a fat fool.

@currentiyke It's not a cocaine burst, it's romance scam burst, they were using AI to scam people

@9_2king It is. It's a cocaine burst

You guys know it's death sentence right?

Some very stupid person recorded a video and broadcasted it all across Abeokuta that everyone should be indoors by 9 p.m., claiming something spiritual & dangerous was about to happen. With that stupid voice note, panic has spread all over. And people fell for it. In 2026 chai

Nassrawis… what a season. From day one, we knew what we wanted and what it would take to get there. We worked, fought and gave everything in every training and every game. It wasn’t an easy road, but we did it together. Thank you for believing in us and standing by our side every step of the way.

Ọmọ

@boniface_jrn 500k go make me happy now

Do what make you happy

@tier_1st Farming?

One of the most ridiculous award winners I’ve ever seen Estevão deserved that award more than anyone and it’s not even close. What he did against Fulham and Liverpool alone should’ve settled it. Had Bassey looking confused and made Guehi completely lose his head. Different level of talent.

This air freshener smells nice but if you open it, you have to leave that location and come back after 2 days if not you’ll pass out from choking.

@TIN6_66 @_wapnen Smh

@_wapnen A yoruba president is helping fulanis to disarm Igbo people who are majorly christians. They jailed KANU who wants to defend his people. But Yoruba people cannot defend themselves or their old Oyo empire. Pls, allow those who wants to fight for themselves.

I went to secondary school in Barkin Ladi 20 years ago. This is what SS1 - 3 boys were doing, night shifts in the blistering cold. I did it too. My mates in Oyo were sleeping or studying. I’ve watched this shit deteriorate in real time. Barkin Ladi now looks nothing like it did when I graduated 14 years ago. I went to the same junction we used to buy stuff during outings last year & I was shaking. They don’t speak the same language. Crisis after crisis. Slowly, the people who used to till those lands are now doing menial jobs in the south. The names of the villages have changed. The senator representing that region was killed few days after I graduated when he attended a mass funeral of people who were massacred by the Fulanis who now occupy their homes. 14 years ago guys. Trying to raise awareness about this state-backed conquest feels like screaming under water. Few months ago, my aunt in mangu came to ask for money to trade cause she can’t farm anymore. Their farms were attacked 3 years ago. They wouldn’t dare go back. For more than 10 years, we’ve had internally displaced persons from Borno living in our house, after my mother took them in. They only go back to their so-called homes for funerals. 3 brilliant kids; Elizabeth, Margaret and Grace (named after my now late mother for her benevolence). The dad does security work, the mom cleans. Who knows what they could’ve made of themselves back home? I do, they’d have been compost for aliens. It always starts small then it spirals out of control. We’ve seen all kinds of terror. I wish they just came and shot people but that’s not fun enough. Bullets are for runners. They’ll slice pregnant women open to kill their fetuses. They’ll feed women their kid’s fingers. They burn people alive, hack them with machetes. When people try to defend themselves, that’s when soldiers come in. They call it farmer-herder clashes. They say cattle was rustled. Cattle was rustled? That’s why you renamed my village and put 200 people in a mass grave ? I remember @YarKafanchan saying that she wept after the 2015 elections cause she knew her people would die like flies & then what happened in southern kaduna? When people talk, they say where’s the evidence? But what about the bodies? Dying is a morbid thing to be skilled at but boy, we have experience. We’ve seen “strategists” platform them and defend all manner of wrongdoing on the alter of political correctness. Omoh, let me just stop here.

I will never force a relationship..... I am not ugly

@Bigsomto @yankeeplug_ Who kon dull now?

@yankeeplug_ Person way dull lmao😂😂😂

@Ribaaku_ This kind imagination😂😂

Once I hit the type of money I am looking for, I’ll get misogynist men to compete in a dance competition for me once a month. I and my girls will seat over a high table and select our best dancer, which must have a strong accent and hairy skin. Amen?😎

Club legend Cesar Azpilicueta will retire from football at the end of the season. Congratulations on a superb career, Azpi, and thank you for everything. 💙

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…