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@PunishedGramsci Nah not mine

They've straight up deleted the likes off any post older than 2 weeks lmao this place is so fucked.

some people have no idea how goddamn loud their footsteps are. stomping around like a fucking wildebeest

back in my day artists used to do sit down interviews with diane sawyer. now they go on call her daddy and jake shane to talk about their favorite erewhon smoothie

Bro understood the assignment🤣

microdosing heaven by burying your face in your cat’s tummy fur

Disgust has moved me in such ways motivation never could

gonna start wearing this 1 month into my relationship without saying anything about it

Don't ever open the door for police if it's important they will kick the door in.

The Candace Owens and Erika Kirk feud makes so much more sense once you learn that Charlie Kirk was 6’5”

she’s now suing him btw

The Hantavirus is literally the main reason I ALWAYS rinse the top of my drink cans off…bc the amount of rodents that roam those groceries storage rooms freely should be a crime.

What doesn’t kill you makes you wake up at 03:42am to stare at the ceiling

bobney was something

can’t believe we are lucky enough to be loved by animals so unconditionally and so beautifully

Social media killed the need for a high school reunion. I already seen your kids faces and yes I'm aware Jay went back to jail

betrayal is so serious and evil. it’s never a loss to lose someone like that

mother bear going nuclear for no reason

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

Why can’t we have an outbreak of something delicious that makes you cool and refreshed like Fantavirus

Every single member of Hamas, every supporter of Hamas needs to be wiped off the map. They are incompatible with humanity.