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Albert Ross
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Albert Ross
@A1b3rtR055
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Katılım Temmuz 2022
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me today to my friends (also me like a lot to my friends)
໊@wynavira
does anyone want to play outside after work
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@kingbobfann @maetthew21 bro you said "you can stay if you want" you didn't make anyone leave 😭
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i did this and lowkey abandoned the people i drove and the consequence was losing 20 bapples
dr bingus phd@maetthew21
i kinda want to skip the whole drinking part tonight and just get some taco bell
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"You'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for me."- German teacher with low self esteem.
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they called me again this morning and just kinda made weird noises, I've got to bring this bastard DOWN
Albert Ross@A1b3rtR055
you woke me up and now i have heart burn and can't sleep again, i'm coming to get you 🫵
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you woke me up and now i have heart burn and can't sleep again, i'm coming to get you 🫵
Albert Ross@A1b3rtR055
getting in a physical altercation with whoever just called me and woke me up but won't answer my call... come back here
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getting in a physical altercation with whoever just called me and woke me up but won't answer my call... come back here
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update 3: figured it out, going into a flow state now
Albert Ross@A1b3rtR055
have never in my life knit before, but i'm going to the store right now to get knitting supplies and going STRAIGHT to doing a sweater, will keep updates
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Update 2: I found out the yarn i'm using is really terrible for someone who doesn't know what they are doing
Albert Ross@A1b3rtR055
have never in my life knit before, but i'm going to the store right now to get knitting supplies and going STRAIGHT to doing a sweater, will keep updates
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Update 1: just found out i thought knitting was crocheting, so instead of knitting i'm doing crochet
Albert Ross@A1b3rtR055
have never in my life knit before, but i'm going to the store right now to get knitting supplies and going STRAIGHT to doing a sweater, will keep updates
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have never in my life knit before, but i'm going to the store right now to get knitting supplies and going STRAIGHT to doing a sweater, will keep updates
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Tell me, Muse, of the man who was wicked smaht
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
New look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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@mykullmao i feel like you probably spun so many wheels to write this tweet
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if i were a Woman and i was Having sex with a Man as soon as he Put it In i would Say Welcome to My Pussy Good Sir and Shake his Hand xD
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Getting So Horny My Cock Turns into a Fist and it Starts Punching me In the Balls
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