Mike Truk ⛁

Literally Had a Dream Just Last Night that i Walked out my Bedroom to Go Piss and the Toilet in my Home was in This Exact Position and Was Spraying Neon Yellow Piss Everywhere and i Didnt Know what to Do So i Woke Up

She has Such Range as an Actor Too! She can Play a Person in a Wheelchair or … Uh …. or …

You’re not a sensitive young man you’re a pussy and a loser

Bunch of Mustard in Your Penis Hole

i Need The Doctor to Do This to Me

@WpgPessimist i Hope my Hairline Does that

@Wallop4000 Evergreen

Living is Inhuman

Cautiously Regaining Confidence

@Biped_K1 @unvarnishedvoid @mikedippy Yes

@unvarnishedvoid @mikedippy Again, I ask. So can I take a sweaty spice food diarrhoea shot to your mother’s face, take a Polaroid and hang it on the wall in the gallery and have it classed as “literally art”?

Making fun of art by creating art is peak art

@SoakUpThe_Sun Everybody in The Entire World is Like That Except Of Course for Me

I hate this meme and I hate when people act like white people aren’t exactly like this too

@spoonfulofglass We can Make so Many T Shirts with Awesome Slogans that we Become The Most Moneyful and Joyous Men Alive

@Wallop4000 That needs to be a t-shirt dude

the Most Important Part of Pooping is to Remember to Breathe Deeply, In and Out, Consistently and Despite the Smell, and Most Importantly Remember to Relax and Have Fun, But Mostly it’s To Imagine a Log Floating Down a Calm River

@spoonfulofglass You Have to Stay Calm it is The Stress that Holds the Turd Within

@Wallop4000 Wait that always works for me too

“Cobra Chicken” its Called a Fucking Goose You Stupid Loser i Oughta Beat You To Death with Your Own Mother

Type O Negative suck real bad. Peter Steele's voice is fucking stupid. Their riffs suck. Everyone who likes them is fucking annoying. Fuck them. Fuck you too probably

My Name is GiantessVore my Email is EatMeThenShitMeOut2Nite@Epicmail.com and i Am a Male Feminist and Fighting on The Vanguard of Global Women’s Rights

@meatballuncle this is So fucking Badass.

@Wallop4000 check this out. Garage sale

@thee_inches Respect. ✊🏿

@Wallop4000 I'm a gay man

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