Daniel

Frfr wtf does MAGA even mean?

what in the END TIMES SHIT is this

@TaraBull She addicted to gaslighting. That shit only works on Will babe.

Jada says she admitted to cheating on Will Smith to "protect his ego" and "she put her happiness aside for his". Oh how thoughtful of her

@YourAnonOne Don’t worry we will get a phone book of redacted files soon. They outsourced the work

BREAKING: The Pentagon is being accused of covering up alien-related information after missing the deadline to release UFO videos.

@HotNewHipHop Her name is Demons-King? Got that gender flip in there too. Whoo that’s occultmaxxing

YNW Melly's mother, Jamie Demons-King, recently made a post on her IG story hinting that Melly could be coming home soon 👀 "Melly Coming 🏡🔜🔓"

@crazycctvvideos Where’s the fire? 😂

Bro got a tattoo of his dad 😭😭

@Pplwith1IQ Oh fuck you got me…🫣

@kanyewest Love you bruh

After much thought and consideration, it is my sole decision to postpone my show in Marseille, France until further notice.

Basedmaxxed

@WTAFRich @realDonaldTrump Honourus Donorus the Tweetmancer

@realDonaldTrump mocks everyone by posting an actual AI generated image of himself with Jesus. The first one was NOT Jesus, it was the Magician of the Tarot Reversed. He is having a right old laugh, but don't worry he will be back to funding genocides by the morning.

@redpillb0t Barbara “Crowley” Bush

Barbara Bush used to keep a fetus in a jar and show it to house guests. These people are beyond insane

@baltic_dan This

They really really don’t want us to have cold fusion

@MattWallace888 Doing it wrong…

Here is Clavicular about 25 minutes before he overdosed on camera! I slowed it down so you can see what he is drinking 😳 Clavicular is lucky to be alive right now.

@greg16676935420 🎯

IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax day!

@The8bitidiot Or cares. She hit the jackpot getting a “voice” in the first place.

How Adam Driver's sleeping tonight knowing nobody believes Lena Dunham's bullshit anymore.

@Jason_Jorjani Honorus Maximus: The Great Wall Wizard

She's gravely mistaken. Despite his belief in the power of intent, Trump is not the Magician. He's an ignorant, unethical psychopath with a narcissistic child's mind. But he's being USED by Magicians for the purpose of destroying the USA and reconstructing it into the 4th Reich.

@VigilantFox Boom! What a take. 🫡

Dave Chappelle fires back after backlash over his Saudi Arabia show. Says no one ever had a problem with Saudi money until “a black man” made “money off the plantation.” “The United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.” “And none of these things were an issue until I went there.” “Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty.” FULL EXCHANGE BELOW: REPORTER: “US intelligence did make it clear that they believe that the Saudis killed Jamal Khāshqujī in the embassy in Turkey. And you knew that when you went, right?” CHAPPELLE: “Oh, absolutely.” REPORTER: “You had no qualms?” CHAPPELLE: “I won’t say that. They asked me to go years before that, and I said no for that very reason.” “Since that time, the United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with Saudis, everyone. Saudis financed tons of movies. I see them financing boxing matches and all these things.” “And none of these things were an issue until I went there.” “Now, why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they try to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay, I’ll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you’re talking about?” REPORTER: “But you said you hesitated for years to go. There are years you didn’t go. So what made the difference for you?” CHAPPELLE: “Time. Time and circumstance. Time. And the wheels of commerce kept turning.” “If you want to be that pure about money, then stop driving your car, stop eating, don’t use your cell phone. Everything is tethered to something that’s just terrible.” “And I can make a million excuses or reasons to deprive that crowd of that show, but, man, when I was standing in front of them, I feel like I did the right thing.”

@ryanlongcomedy The thing about sucking your own dick is…spit or swallow?

Happy to report the sergery was a success

@djcreebeats No question this one still has his virginity. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

King Harris gets ARRESTED in POKEMON onesie and TI tries to HELP! #kingharris #ti #atlanta #rapbeef

@SecretSunBlog @Shawn_Farash Or Up With People?!?

@AALM1tch @Shawn_Farash It reminds me of a mainline church youth choir from the late 70s

I'll do whatever it is you want just please make the Democrat Karen Choir stop singing Name your terms 🤣