William (Bud) Abbott

@C0STELLO Well I should.

@C0STELLO Yes.

@C0STELLO Who.

@C0STELLO Who is on first!

@C0STELLO That's the man's name.

@C0STELLO Yes.

@C0STELLO That's it.

@C0STELLO Yes.

@C0STELLO Certainly.

@C0STELLO That's right.

@C0STELLO Every dollar of it.

@C0STELLO Who.

@C0STELLO He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

@C0STELLO Yes.

@C0STELLO What's wrong with that?

@C0STELLO Who.

@C0STELLO That's how he signs it.

@C0STELLO Yes.

@C0STELLO No. What is on second base.

@C0STELLO Who's on first.