Lou Costello

@ABB0TT The guy on first.

@ABB0TT The first baseman.

@ABB0TT The guy playing first.

@ABB0TT I'm asking YOU who's on first.

@ABB0TT That's who's name?

@ABB0TT Well go ahead and tell me.

@ABB0TT That's who?

@ABB0TT Look, you gotta first baseman?

@ABB0TT Who's playing first?

@ABB0TT When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

@ABB0TT All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

@ABB0TT Who gets the money?

@ABB0TT Who's wife?

@ABB0TT Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

@ABB0TT The guy.

@ABB0TT How does he sign...

@ABB0TT Who?

@ABB0TT All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

@ABB0TT I'm not asking you who's on second.

@ABB0TT One base at a time!