A.Bailey

When EOD spreadsheet spits out “3 hours above KPI” >>> Thought I was going to be active til mid morning Only trench I’m in is waterproof 🥳

CRM navigation distracts so much from executing scripts on new offers In less than 24 hrs you go from no light at the end of the tunnel to reclaiming the bandwidth needed to deliver lines smoothly

All sales reps should listen to this at least once Name: Whitney Reality: Two blokes with incredible vocal range Genre: Indie Folk Thank you for your attention to this matter

B2B works better actually Pitch: Screen mediated, instantaneous amnesia, ridding the workplace of spurious HR use ICP: High growth start ups Market threat: S&P 500 companies invested in keeping culture wars alive and law-fare profitable Might need to raise investment

@MaxMartelli4 It took 6 hours and me re-reading to clock the trans joke Like I forgot they existed because all I had space for in my head was interview prep 💀 If I bottled that subject specific amnesia, I reckon I’d sell my own B2C offer 🤣 ‘Forget the culture wars…forever’🪄🎩

@ABaileyOnline Just identify as one. Problem solved

Approved for a web design setting role with 5-30k OTE (top end for closers) It gets better, it’s not a DM role it’s triage, a massive boon Then it says “females only” Want to throw my phone out the window. That offer is free cash 😭 can’t believe it man

Plot thickens, applied anyway, interview scheduled for other dialler offers guy scales w/webinars in general so in the pipeline now You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Tweeting this for myself, I dare you to forget that this exists @ABaileyOnline

I’m on a group call and this setter is on track to make 10k, partly because he STOPPED follow ups His fitness coach hired a VA to do them… Mentor said to encourage offer owners to copy this if they haven’t hired one already I never even thought to do this! VALUE! 😭

Belief in pensions in 2025 is a bit of an NPC belief Got a job a while back and found out these 9-5 people were being OPTED IN! Even normie teachers I know are saying pensions are a scam it is time to wake up. Happy Saturday!

Just your friendly reminder that each new day is a fresh opportunity for Cringemaxxing

You learn something new every day, I did not know this 🤣

Dear young, ambitious Brits, If the UK government introduces an exit tax I would HIGHLY recommend you leave the UK to build your wealth elsewhere. We live in a global economy and your best opportunities will probably take you far and wide. There will come a time when it makes sense to do a few years in the USA, you might want to head to the fast-growing UAE or have a chapter in Singapore. Life will dish out many opportunities that involve moving elsewhere for a time. A wealth tax will pin you down. Imagine you launch and build a company in London, you raise £2M from investors at a £20M valuation, you then grow the business and on paper it’s worth £50M. If you then want to leave, the government will shake you down for 20% of your equity valuation before you can go. Imagine you make great choices and sacrifices for your career, you start earning serious income and you buy a family home. Then you get an irresistible offer to work in Sydney. Now you have to pay exit taxes on the value of your home. It’s not worth the risk. Not when the UK is such a small part of the global economy and not when the UK economy isn’t even growing faster than inflation. You would be better to leave now while you have nothing, build abroad and then return home if and when it makes sense. Right now every country is making a choice as to how they want to treat talented, successful and wealthy people. Some countries are saying they want to attract these types of people and some countries are saying they want to punish these types of people. Sadly the UK is heading towards the latter. This isn’t your fault and it isn’t your responsibility to fix an incompetent government with an out of control spending problem. It’s your responsibility to make the most of your skills and ambition and go where the opportunities take you. Explore your options and if a wealth tax is introduced, be sure to take that as a sign that your government is hostile towards your full potential and success.

Almost lost a job because Zoom permissions shut off my camera Shared my screen messaged her “I’M HERE” through ChatGPT 🤣 Every now and then this brain pulls through, thank you brain 🤝

If you were truly ‘stoic’ you would embrace being cringe in the DMs if it meant increasing your response rate That is my setter truth, perfectly happy to die on this hill

Cringemaxxing in 2025, you may not like it, but it works… Never. Left. On. Seen! 🤣

If you are naturally cringe find an offer owner who is happy -go-lucky Their authority + your cringe = “So down to earth!” 😂 it balances it out So long as you’re not seen as a bot, the convo lives!

Just an ordinary day doing Outbounds… Day 1: ‘Personalise your messages, people don’t reply to bots’ 😃 Day 5: ‘You really want to warm people up’ 🤝 Day 50: ‘Not THAT much!’ 😩

The only time this loses its finesse and risks back firing is if they were discussing a workout just prior They sometimes skim your reply and assume “work” = skipping gym In that situation opt for “job” even though it reads uglier it creates enough distinction to focus the lead

Offer: Fitness Context: Prospect says they were injured or reveals a long timeline of suffering Reply: “That sounds awful, have you had to take time off work?” Do you see how organically that tees up the occupation question? 😭 Weeks of typing = 5% improvement 🥹

🧵Refining the “What do you do for work?” part of setter frameworks Some prospects assume it is a contextual ask, to understand how work impacts their fitness Others think nothing and blindly reply, crushed by the weight of the offer owners authority as a 1M+ influencer…