@NotBillWalton, when i stared at the ankles of so many dignitaries during my stay at the UN, i never forgot my days in the PSU locker room.
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BathroomSpider
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BathroomSpider
@ABathroomSpider
My voice is a cross between Antonio Bandaras and Nute Gunray. I see everything you don't at your most vulnerable as I spin my webs of wisdom. I also like flies.
Katılım Eylül 2012
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@NotBillWalton Seems like the penn state linebackers are having trouble tackling. they need their old linebackers coach to get down on it...
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#YouCantBeInARelationshipWithMe cause i'm a damn bathroom spider. i'll simply wrap you in my webs and suck your blood, unless you're a roach
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once, i spent a week in mitt romney's hair. oh, to be a fly on the wall...so i could eat you. #MittRomney
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i see you...and your lovely cankles. they make me feel like a man, who happens to be a spider, who happens to want to be a man... #Dreams
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can't seem to find my way on this glorious september morn...everywhere i look, there are gila monsters.
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one time, i spent tharty days in a bathroom near the florida keys. i was looking for the dock from wheech the love boat departs from.
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why must you make that vinegar face every time you come to my lair? you, sir, are a guest here. please, courtesy flush.
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