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@atrupar Nah, fuck that. Everyday Americans don't get free jets to go get wasted on Hennessy. We gotta make sure we have at least $5 to get gas to get the liquor store to get $10 Taaka vodka and then over to the Walmart for $2 Great Value lemonade.

Kash Patel: "I'm like an everyday American who loves his country, loves the sport of hockey, and champions my friends when they raise a gold medal and invite me in to celebrate. I've never been intoxicated on the job, and that's why we filed a $250 million lawsuit. Any one of you who wants to participate -- bring it on. I'll see you in court."

@JohnHolder64994 @Dearme2_ The monkey brains part is supposedly fake.

@Dearme2_ I keep the memory in a tightly sealed box but I’ll share it here: Faces of Death. It was horrifying, degenerative, nightmarish. It altered me seeing it. I know I’m a bleeding heart for animals partly bc of that. Ok, back in the box.

What’s the most INSANE documentary you’ve ever watched?! Like, blew your mind…

@SherryT45731956 @ReasonedVoice74 @DashaBurns @AntiToxicPeople Right, bribes.

@ReasonedVoice74 @DashaBurns @AntiToxicPeople You do know the ballroom is being made with all donated money, right?

NEW: A growing number of White House allies are resigned to losing the House and fear that the Senate is also in play. “Everything is made more difficult by the nonsense coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,” a Republican operative close to the White House told me. “The road to victory runs through a consistent economic message,” said Bryan Lanza, a senior adviser to Trump’s 2024 campaign. “Unfortunately, President Trump ignores the road map.” politico.com/news/2026/04/1…

@GodsWarrior0 @seanmack1025 @jonfavs @ring_collin What did Jesus say about trans people?

@seanmack1025 @jonfavs @ring_collin I never thought the Pope would turn against Jesus. But here we are.

MAGA elites are now regularly delivering lectures about the teachings of Jesus Christ to…the Pope. This is not “I disagree with the Church on X issue.” This is “My personal interpretation of the Gospel is superior to the Vicar of Christ.” It’s deranged in a way I didn’t even think was possible for these people.

@72greengrocer @seanmack1025 @jonfavs @ring_collin Oh? How so?

@seanmack1025 @jonfavs @ring_collin I never thought the Pope would turn against Christianity.

@ellelledeell @TheSadPapist @jonfavs BS

@TheSadPapist @jonfavs You have no idea how many Catholics are appalled at the Pope’s abusive “support my politics or Jesus doesn’t love you” schtick

@ChristopherHale I mean, criticizing the Pope, especially in public, is a big Catholic no-no.

Yesterday, I would’ve said there was a zero percent chance JD Vance would be excommunicated by the Catholic Church. Today, it’s 0.1%. The bishops are angry at Vance after he said Pope Leo XIV needed to be “more careful” when “opining on theology.” So angry that the chairman of the committee on doctrine put out a formal statement. substack.com/home/post/p-19…

@PiperLeah01 @bob_wazelle @ImBreckWorsham Cope.

@bob_wazelle @ImBreckWorsham That's your proof? FUCK You're an idiot @ImBreckWorsham . That was taken before the fucking show - fucking idiot... FUCK you people get dumber each and everday.. Go back to your Father's lap!

Vice President JD Vance was greeted by thousands of empty seats at a Turning Point USA event last night, where all the tickets were free and then heckled that he was "murdering children" from the audience from one of the few people to show up. The midterms are going to be a bloodbath.

@atrupar Well, healthcare is cheaper for me at the moment, because I just don't have it anymore.

EISEN: We are you so sure inflation will not creep higher? There's oil prices and gas prices, but we've also seen fertilizer prices rise, which could impact food prices BESSENT: Well, we've also seen a lot of things fall. We're seeing groceries start to come down, healthcare start to come down

@twtfingers @AzPetrich I believe that's the problem! Millions of people can't just have a job with a livable wage and healthcare.

@AzPetrich There are millions of people who rely on DoorDash income, you’re not doing what you think you’re doing

Hats off to Julian Crowley, the PR genius at Doordash who got everyone to delete the Doordash app.

@FranklinSm10235 @AzPetrich Yeah! Pay double for cold McDonald's french fries! You go!

@AzPetrich Yer Stupid ! I’m Dashing right now fool ! You go ahead and drive for food fool, express that TDS, it might be healing !

@atrupar Fuck eggs!

Hassett: "The people who are going to the grocery store right now and seeing that egg prices are almost at an all time low understand that's because of President Trump's policy to control the avian flu ... we have a good inflation story"

@BMeiselas Yeah, I don't think this stunt is having the results DoorDash had hoped for.

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

BAIER: I wonder as a catholic how you consider this picture which a lot of people took as the president posting a picture of himself as Jesus? VANCE: I think the president was posting a joke and, of course, he took it down because he recognized that a lot of people weren't understanding his humor in that case

@wcbuecker @mean_toe Lots of bots

@mean_toe Read any replies to the Pope’s posts or any replies to Trump’s posts about the Pope

Have American Catholics always despised the Pope? Or do they hate him now because Trump told them to?

@daviddunn177 😂😂Oh god, please don't let me start feeling bad for him.

JD Vance visited the Pope and then the Pope died. He visited Iran to end the war and the war hasn’t ended. He visited Hungary to campaign for Viktor Orbán and Viktor Orbán lost. But at least he can get through a trophy ceremony without….. Oh, right.

@emeriticus People tend not to like smug assholes who were installed into office by a tech billionaire and consistently talk down to them and believes he's the smartest guy in the room.

JD Vance is so unpopular, so universally reviled by people everywhere, that his visit to Hungary was like the political kiss of death for Viktor Orban, sealing the outgoing prime minister’s fate, probably actually encouraging more people to vote *against* Orban because Vance is so unlikable. It’s incredible. And it happened at the same time that Vance failed on the Iran talks. It’s like his deal with the devil to be Trump’s vice president is coming due already, and all that he has to look forward to now is just continued and deserved humiliation.

@Acyn Who the fuck is talking about Trump while at church?

Shapiro: People need to touch grass. Go talk to the people that you go to church with, and what you'll find the out is most of those people agree with the president

@RapidResponse47 I'm old enough to remember the Bicentennial celebrations. They were cheesy, but fun. This just sucks all the fun out of the 250th.

The Most Historic Sporting Event of All Time 🇺🇸

@CattardSlim He had the same sized motorcaid when we paid for him and his family to attend the Olympics.

Biden took a 10 hour train ride to a Ukraine war zone with 2 Secret Service agents. JD Vance in Pakistan 👇