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@ABurnhard95
Retired accountant who got bored and became an accountant again | CPA | Professional Skeptic
Texas, USA Katılım Nisan 2021
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Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to go back to sleep, so you start working?
I've already got half a day's work complete, let's just hope I can make it the rest of the day. #TaxTwitter
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Fellas.
Don’t do this.
Don’t run to Twitter with it, ever.
Joey Salads@JoeySalads
Having a baby isn’t the hard part, having to live with a Postpartum Wife is the real challenge. Nobody warns you about this.
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Robinhood is ready. 🇺🇸
Our mission has always been to democratize finance for all. Honored to work with @USTreasury, @BNYglobal, @ndstudio and the Administration. Time to build.
Robinhood@RobinhoodApp
A new era for American market access starts today. 🇺🇸 Robinhood has been tapped as the brokerage and initial trustee for @TrumpAccounts, together with @BNYglobal. We’re bringing our technology and resources to this groundbreaking initiative to democratize finance for the next generation. bit.ly/Trump-Accounts
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Remember when Chamath said this wasn’t going to be good revenue
Anthropic@AnthropicAI
Our run-rate revenue has surpassed $30 billion, up from $9 billion at the end of 2025, as demand for Claude continues to accelerate. This partnership gives us the compute to keep pace. Read more: anthropic.com/news/google-br…
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For anyone in AI, it's so painfully obvious he has zero clue what he is talking about lol
The Iced Coffee Hour@TheICHpodcast
Grant Cardone reveals how to make $80,000/month with AI consulting👀 “I’d make $1,000,000 in year 1”
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I used chat gpt once on the tax return draft you gave me and it said it could be improved so im mad at you and your a bad accountant
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@MelMattison1 Mel calling someone unwell is hilarious
Pot meet kettle
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Ok, there’s something going on here. This guy can’t be well. This is his Easter morning post??? “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards” and “Praise be to Allah.” ??
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I was recently sick. Symptoms got so bad I went to urgent care (in network).
I was seen for 20 minutes.
They asked some questions, did a couple tests, and prescribed me a steroid.
The steroid calmed my symptoms, but the tests didn’t show anything.
Got my bill today.
After insurance, I owe $447.56 out of pocket.
I pay $6,400 a year for health insurance. Not exactly sure what that covers.
Something seems broken.
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@JSchlick03 @Landonprice68 Gimme the 6 seed. Idc about anything else (assuming lakers keep the 3)
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@ABurnhard95 @Landonprice68 I mean I’d like Ant to average 30 too but it’s not that big of a deal compared to winning games. Which we’re not doing rn
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Oh no, his averages went down!
Y’all worry about the stupidest things
Landon Price@Landonprice68
Ant went from 29.6 points per game down to 28.9 just in his last two games. Went from 40.3% from 3 to 39.8%. If he keeps pushing through this he’s gonna completely erase the crazy scoring season he was having. Just makes no sense.
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@JSchlick03 @Landonprice68 Worried about PPG metrics and not getting past the WCF is very MN sports fan of that guy
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@Landonprice68 @ABurnhard95 It doesn’t even matter he’s not eligible for awards anyways. We know how good he’s been
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if abortion is ILLEGAL, men abandoning their pregnant partners should be ILLEGAL too. if women can't opt out of PREGNANCY, then men shouldn't be able to opt out of FATHERHOOD either!
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah
what unpopular opinion about ABORTION can put you in this position???
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@ABurnhard95 Sorry for being frustrated that Ants 30 ppg season on ridiculous efficiency is gonna be erased in the final 8 games of the season cause he’s playing through injury that he doesn’t need to?
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Never buy a home services company
Never sell a home services company
Without a QoE
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@RoninMiner @BenJustman If you gained more than $500k on a primary residence then you should be able to pay taxes lol
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@BenJustman Serious about this.
Be sure to tell them about the capital gains on primary residence.
My folks are dealing with this right now.
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GFs parents said they were gonna pay off their mortgage.
My dumb ass asked the rate and didn't bite my tongue fast enough when they said 2%. 🤦
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