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@polo_kimanii Suicide aje na ata hujakula eve maina buana, haiwessii

Na ata kama kweli maisha ni ngumu vijana,a man under 35 years has no business committing suicide. Sasa si iyo utakua umejiwaste sana. As a young man who has just finished school,give yourself a margin of atleast 15 years ya kuvumilia. Jikaze! Ata ukilala njaa leo,amka tena kesho,rudi mtoni na uweke neti. Hakuna rahisi,na kama iko its for a very few,sisi wengine lazima tuwekelee kazi kama fakin 27 years unajinyonga unaenda wapi? You have not tasted crocodile meat,you have not had women fight over you,you have not swimmed in hot water pool kule ol karia ukanuka mayai mwezi mzima,hujapanda ndege,hujatembea Kenya ukaona sandy beaches kule suguta,hujachukua kura,hujapitia simu ya mzae ukaona ako na side chick unashangaa uambie mama yako ama iyo mambo haikuhusu.. There is alot of things and alot of people you haven’t met jakom A young man committing suicide is like ejaculating in the first 10 seconds of the first round. Kuna mambo mingi hujafanya na ushaamaliza,hujafanya mutina,hujafanya bottom up,hujafanya turn over bending hii ya kuuma yeye nyonyo ukiwa doggy style sijui kama mnanipata,hujafanya Kenha style hii anakuekelea mguu moja kwa mabega inakaa mnatengenesa daraja,ata haujafanya Oburu style,hii unamwambianga akae nikama hana pawa. Eih! Vijana hebu tujikaze kidogo,safari ndio tunaianza,something must give.

Before tubariki mzinga Kila mtu hapa ni registered voter na ni wa wantam ?

Wakili unataka holiday ama hutaki?

I choose to register as a voter

forgive her bro

When you break into a house to rob it and you find them watching Man Utd highlights

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@AtworiYa Ni mbayaaa😂😂😂

"You cold blooded thief !!! You cold blooded thief !!! " Enyewe usiwahi guza masikio za Kasongo...😂😂😂

Tuki grow-up pale Moi Air Base tulikuwa tunaiita hii ndege pangao, sasa kuna pangao hii app nimejaribu kusaidia ku-recover pesa alioshwa anajifanya hero. Wee fala @BrianOpangao nakupea leo pekee yake. Kesho nisikuone huku, rudi to the habitat you belong kwa takataka. 🚮 🚮

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Ruto is wantam in your hearts, but tutam in your stomachs.

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran is launching missiles from its underground missile cities without launch pads or standard equipment. Virtually impossible to detect beforehand. GAME CHANGER