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Not a bad night. UTG

@ick_real Audrey

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@AvantiWestCoast Absolute shambles. I was stuck on a train for over an hour last night & I’m stuck on a train again (40 mins & counting). Why let us get on the train?

@AvantiWestCoast Concentrate on getting your service right. Possibly the worst experience ever using your trains.

Why not use the train to see the exhibitions on our route? 🚆 📍 Artemisia, 'Self Portrait as Saint Catherine of Alexandria' at the Ikon Gallery in Birmingham. 📍 Velázquez, 'The Rokeby Venus' at the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool. 📍 Vermeer, 'A Young Woman standing at a Virginal' at the National Gallery Scotland in Edinburgh.

12 iconic paintings, 12 amazing museums and art galleries (including 3 on our route!) 😍 To celebrate the National Gallery’s bicentenary, they’ve teamed up with 12 Museums and Galleries across the UK to showcase 12 incredible masterpieces.

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 Seems pretty balanced. He was a great player, but on the way down. Agree 👍

"He needs to call it a day at this level of football and move." @Carra23 believes Casemiro should be going to the MLS or Saudi after this season.

@Bradpittkin What’s it got to do with you?

For those who are not good at maths ..Kate Garraway paying £16,000 a month for Derek's care = £192,000 a year . Which leaves £352,000 just from her GMB salary alone . I am sorry she lost her husband ..especially for her two kids. But please don't give us the hard luck stories.

@DanJHargraves I actually don’t think it is the right time to invest. We are not going up, unlikely to go down (not impossible). Manager asses the squad for the rest of the season. Invest in the summer

As I wrote in this morning's article, not sure what the situation is in terms of recruitment structure etc. but it's pretty clear that going into the summer a new Head of Football Operations or a similar role has to be brought in. #UTG

@piersmorgan @m8arteta No way Arteta fully makes this decision

We didn’t need a new goalkeeper, and we definitely didn’t need Havertz for £67m. We needed a proper striker. This awful run is on you @m8arteta - stop being so stubborn and sign someone who can score goals, or our whole season will be over very soon.

@amiescool It’s also ok not to find her funny.

fascinating every time Rosie Jones is on TV & then trends as people fall over themselves to say it's not her disability, it's just that they 'don't find her funny'... never realising that for years she was a joke writer behind the scenes for the able comedians you all love 🙃

@ravenette @crockpics It was soooooo disappointing

@crockpics None. It's awful.

Guns N’ Roses released The Spaghetti Incident?, November 23, 1993. Favorite track?

@TheConquerMM This is Stupid

@DarrenBent Is it the three WHOLE games that this is based on? For sure there is a plater In there. Might take a bit of time?

I'll always back player that play for your club, But Havertz isn't working in this arsenal team, the Midfield has no balance and right now he's offering nothing. Fair play to Fulham though

@talkSPORT I think the point is maguire is an easy target & at the same time as others are not perfect. Fine margins, not much to choose between all their CBS

👀 “Bring Harry Maguire back in.” 😬 “If Maguire played like Varane & Martinez did, he’d be slaughtered!” Gabby Agbonlahor criticises some of Man United’s defending this season

@talkSPORT What a funny headline. Sure, seems to be a genuine supporter, but fuck! Pretty sure Arreta has a greater overall football knowledge 👍

Piers Morgan calls on Mikel Arteta to 'stop tinkering' after Arsenal tactics backfire talksport.com/football/15471…

@ShaunBuxton7 @JonjayNeedham1 What a strange comment on such a brave post. That’s being polite.

@JonjayNeedham1 Just for future reference jonjay. Only petty, comparrd to the abuse, but, it's spelt 'respite'. Such a big word when yer in need of some, jonjay, Stay strong pal.XX

@StokeyyG2 Terrible acting

John Fury just kicked down the whole set😭

Ferdinand on Messi: “He looks soo uninvolved, then all of a sudden, bang” 🐐

@JustAFootyFan_ It’s only value if the new bloke is a success, Kane is a 85-90% guarantee. Knock a bit off for potential injuries. Kane all day everyday.

This whole narrative of "£28m more would have got you Kane" really frustrates me. For starters are we now including his add-ons to the overall fee because he's an #MUFC player? It so far is £64m, not £72m, so that makes the original statement incorrect. Also, that £100m is a completely hypothetical figure made up in the past, he may go for that or less than that to Bayern, but the price for us and Bayern wouldn't be the same. Tottenham don't have to worry about Bayern as they won't have to face them. Now then when it comes to overall cost, it shows again why that first statement is misleading. Let's pretend we could get Harry Kane for £100m, add on his reported wage demands of £575k a week and for a 4 year contract that is all of a sudden a £220m overall cost, for a player that by the end of their contract will have a tiny potential sell-on value. Compare that to the £64m transfer fee of Rasmus Hojlund and the £80k a week that Rasmus Hojlund has reportedly agreed to and that gives you an overall cost of £85m over the 5 year deal. So that means the overall package difference in price is actually closer to £135m not £28m as people have said. After his contract has run out also Rasmus Hojlund will be 25 or 26 if the extra year is triggered, this will be a player approaching their prime with their highest resell value. Meaning not only does the deal make more financial sense short term, but long term also. Yes Harry Kane is a better, more complete player right now, but I'm fed up with stop gaps and someone like Hojlund is who we've been crying out for for years. This will also allow us to continue to explore the market. To put it into further perspective, with fee and wage, Onana will cost around £69m over 5 years, add that to Hojlund's £85m and you still £66m to buy Amrabat from what could have got you just Harry Kane.

@prodnose Has to be one of the worst songs ever 🥱

One hit wonders: Britpop youtube.com/watch?v=3IHY3F…

@InternetH0F It was prince?