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@followmeclue @AI_EmeraldApple This

@AI_EmeraldApple Boiling down the bad ui and awful controls to "It's not hand holding like AAA games" is so disingenuous and pure cope

My first impression so far... Crimson Desert is a VASTLY complex game that is a deep dive... a true single-player sandbox game that most modern players are not used to. So far, the main issue many people have with Crimson Desert is that it doesn't include the typical "hand-holding" common in most Western AAA games. It has barely any tutorials and no spoon-fed mechanics, leading to the overwhelming, confusing, and obtuse complaints coming from many players. For most things, you are left to "figure it out on your own", and for many players like me who love the complexity, that's the beauty of it. For me, I HATE tutorials. I hate game "onboarding". I want to just dive in and explore the world and figure out the mechanics as I go along. The other issue is the story. The story is mid, but for the game, the story is just there as a backdrop, not as the main focus of the game. The real "plot" is whatever adventure you, as a player, go on... not some linear track story common with pretty much every other western AAA game. For me so far... the beauty is in the discovery, the “oh shit, that’s how it works” moments, hours of exploration and experimentation. That is where the friction is so far. Complex controls, complex combos, Inventory where you can't loot everything you want, convoluted crafting system, a quest line that doesn't hand-hold, no theme park, no linear narrative epic, and a world where a rabbit hole deep dive is the point. This isn't a game like Elden Ring where its hard but simple, or other open-world games where mechanics are spelled out for you. It really feels like an old-school sandbox with a 2026 open-world glowup.

@BillyM2k @RealKidPoker a totally even 90/10 split lol

@RealKidPoker i wonder how much of that $141k actually gets to them and what percentage just goes to ngo salaries

I think it’s closer to $102k per person based on what I dug up. It would be cheaper for SF to hand out a $50k brick of cash to every homeless person every year. That would save over $400 million a year. That’s not my suggestion, but it’s an illustration of just how horrendous government can be at using tax payer dollars to run programs. Where is all this money actually going?

@loko_mighty @Khatspergers @CrimsonDesert_ No. I have 500 hours in elden ring and absolutely went through every boss with of a hard time. The boss fights are the lamest part of crimson so far. Puzzles are sweet though.

@ADHDarcade @Khatspergers @CrimsonDesert_ Elden ring bosses were easier ??? Are we talking about the same game???

After wasting 20 minutes slamming his head into a boss with nothing but starter gear, Phil concludes that Crimson Desert is not a good game and rage quits.

@WallStreetApes Everything is a scam, everything.

American rented a vehicle for $50 a day for 17 days from Enterprise Rent-A-Car, the cost was $850.00 But then came the fees… - Sales Tax: $92.47 - Concession Recovery Fee: $98.42 - Customer Facility Charge: $45 - Tourism Commission Assessment Rec: $29.75 - Vehicle License Assessment Recovery Fee: $29.75 Estimated Total: $1,151.51 That’s $301.51 in taxes and fees to rent a vehicle This should be illegal

@cryst6ls Cannabis

took adhd meds for the first time in my life today and it felt like this when the voices stopped x.com/snowrana_/stat…

@MacticsG1 @SpacePopeZilla You nailed it aetherdrift and tmnt are both slop

@SpacePopeZilla UB is bringing the game to new audiences, myself included since the lord of the rings set is the one that got me to try magic in the first place Sure some sets make no sense - spiderman, tmnt, etc, but there are also in universe sets that fall a little flat like aetherdrift

PLEASE TELL ME THIS MEANS WE ARE GETTING A DESTINY UNIVERSES BEYOND MAGIC SET

@wizards_magic turtle slop 😂 it’s weird guys it’s really weird… Andy has coming from a hardcore tmnt fan as a kid.

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i am just waiting for someone to say "isn't this the guy who masturbated on stream?"

@elonmusk Same vibes 😂

He is a simple man

@TCGplayer Everyone quit playing destiny years ago, what a bad choice

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Phyrexians on Phyrexia" - How're we feeling about the newest crossover??

@Simon_Ingari …Annnnd your unemployed 😂

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@BillyM2k Yay emo 🖤 😂 wha was your fav bad?

when i was a teenager i was emo and thought everything was pretty stupid, but then i grew up and found out i was correct

@HistContent Islam killed it obviously

Ancient Persia should be far more central to how we tell the story of civilization. This is the Gate of All Nations at Persepolis, built under Xerxes I in the 5th century BCE, where empire, art, language, and power met in stone. Yet Persia is still too often reduced to a footnote in Greek history instead of recognized as one of the ancient world’s greatest cultural centers. Why do you think ancient Persia is still so overlooked?

@iShowShitposts @Pirat_Nation Hahaha amazing find

@Pirat_Nation This guy?

Jason schreirer about Crimson Desert: “boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.”

@Polymarket The world might be healing

BREAKING: ABC cancels new season of the Bachelorette.

@constans This post

This is clinical depression/dysthymia. Almost textbook.

@ADHDMemess nap time juice usually

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING ANIMALS

@alifarhat79 predictable

What do you call this pattern?