Michael “Arteta” Herrmann

Any other adopters of the fish whistle?

“Yo bro get on tarkov let’s play some labs”

Catch of the day

@Vivianybuks @WelBeast Hm?

@WelBeast Chelsea will win the FA cup while Arsenal will go trophyless less. We'll now run some crazy narratives.

Chelsea fans are trying to run a narrative that Arsenal fans are supporting Manchester City. Why are they so desperate to drag Arsenal into their affairs? Whether you, lose, draw or win, we don’t care. Leave us out of your mediocrity.

@supremeleadaa Ur corny ahh Fraternity

What should I dox for 2k followers

@supremeleadaa “St Paul’s Sack” pack it up buddy

#shrink my highschool. Still the #1 sackers tho

@Poorboy911 Chill I’m bricked

Blocked by Gay Son!!

@Bouazizalex Proud Gooner

The new kit has launched. To celebrate the launch of Arsenal's new kit, and Deel becoming the official sleeve partner next season, we're giving away a signed squad shirt 🔴⚪️ Retweet and comment below for your chance to win. Winners will be announced on 21st May!!

@supremeleadaa Nice to know you’ll be the first brother to crack in the house this fall

Pt. 2 😭😭

@DerekNotJeter All star definetly the move here

Graduating in two days and it’s starting to feel like my life is over. Didn’t meet a girl at school and I’ve never been more lonely in my life. Parents are coming tomorrow and I’ve never dreaded anything more. All star special and a side of absolute fucking despair.

@supremeleadaa #faggot

Flora bama I am coming for you tonight

MIDDLE SCHOOL SACK ACCOUNT #NUKE

@murphyplshomer You just gotta enjoy taking slimy seafood down the throat bro

@AFCGroyper The taste isn’t what bothers me as bad as the texture.

Do real people actually eat oysters

@dickofficial42 Daily weed is the move if you are a business major

I still haven’t found my daily substance of choice. Would be alchohol but I don’t wanna be a fat chud. Give some recommendations

@lickingmytaint Delts lasted like 3 years, cousin was a founding father 😭

Are you from the south and couldn’t get into any decent fraternities. Look no further than KAPPA ALPHA ORDER. You can hangout in delts old house with a bunch of guys from Naperville.

#expand Touse hats

It’s 10:00pm bro #getaroom

People from up North will move to the South (now the most populous region of the country), say this shit in mixed company and cackle like it’s charming or funny. Then complain we’re “unfriendly”