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If you vote Green Party you’re a fucking mong

@abzMCFC___ Hear me out

why is the burrow between his eyebrows so deep and permanent

Liz Truss. (Definitely the best looking P.M. we've ever had. I think she's 🔥). @trussliz.

@BazDriscoll @Se_Railway Barry why don’t you wind your neck in pal. If I want to smoke A SINGLE cigarette to ease me into my shift where’s the harm??? Pathetic that you’re acting the big man online

@Se_Railway I’m now following - you could DM the outcomes, perhaps? Whatever, please state, or direct me via a link to, the rules and sanctions for staff AND for passengers regarding smoking on a train.

.@Se_Railway, your driver smoking again in the cab of the 09:36 SRT to VIC. The carriage filled with 2nd hand smoke in the Sydenham tunnel & then again shortly afterwards. I asked him at Herne Hill why he does it. He slammed his window closed & pulled away. Same driver as before.

With lots of games called off, you definitely know this game is going to be on today. Come join us 👍

@AntonKreil Haha yes looking good sir, just don’t zoom in too close with that tubby belly! Happy birthday big man hope you’re having a good one!

Not doing too bad for 47! 🎂😄😉💥 #AK47 #Lombok

Grateful if Reeves would explain why I have to pay more tax so that unemployed foreigners can have even more children they can’t afford.

So, this is unhinged behaviour. I went to Buttmitzvah, a Jewish queer night, with my friends. My objection is to the Israeli state and its behaviour, not to Jewish people. Fine, Hen's very elegant friend yelled at me. But what is this supposed to be prove, exactly?

@SW_Help How am I supposed to use an online form when am I’m registered blind. Do you expect my guide dog to fill it out? SI

@AFCsmashedit Hi, I am sorry to hear this, I will get this reported; if you would like to raise a formal complaint, please see southwesternrailway.com/contact-and-he…; apologies ^MC

@SW_Help fair play you lot running two trains to Shepperton at the exact same time, on adjacent platforms and only one of them going via Richmond. I am partially sighted and me and my guide dog just saw Shepperton and boarded. Hope you are proud of yourselves guide dogs crying

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Gunnersc0m Wash your hair

If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?

@marksandspencer Elsa the food team have still done nothing about it it’s honestly disgusting

@AFCsmashedit Hi there, I'm sorry to hear this. I've passed your feedback on to our Food team so they can take this on board moving forwards - Elsa

@marksandspencer change your cookies back to the old recipe you have ruined them. Biggest downgrade of all time

Wow what a shock that is. All the lefty spastics at the time trying to stand up for him being a Welsh Christian. The people defending him are just as much of a problem as this lot

@marksandspencer Just change the recipe back ffs

@Se_Railway care to explain why the 23:18 from Waterloo to Tunbridge Wells has 0 working toilets? You lot are a disgrace

Summer is back baby 😎

🗣️ Declan Rice to Van Hecke as they walked down to the tunnel after their confrontation in the first-half: “Say something now.” 🔥😡

Get this fucking idiot Southgate gone