The AFL Lab

Looking forward to Xscore

.@AFLLab can we have the Tom Lynch xScore por favor?

When you're so shit you have a penalty named after you

AI just gets footy, a new era has arrived

It's a summer long weekend Saturday afternoon, and I'm watching Lethal Weapon II to convince my brain the non-existent cricket is just rained off. This summer's cricket schedule is an absolute travesty.

Great double C&B action

Fresh day, fresh ball, Archer bowling 132km/h

New Zealander run out by Englishman and Australians are happy

Fuck me this one isn't even going to make the weekend

100 off 69 balls, I think that's double Head

The Ashes, 2025/26 First Test Day 3

Get ready for a...

@AndrewGigacz Distant second behind Rakheem "The Dream" Cornwall

Is Tim David the most relaxed player in the history of cricket? #AUSvIND

@MattCowgill Sodium Percarbonate (active ingredient in Napisan) is often used as a cleaner in beer homebrewing. Its not way off the mark but you probably dont want the other shit in Napisan

GPT-5 just told me to use NapiSan to clean a coffee carafe 😬

@MatterOfStats afltables.com/afl/stats/bigl…

For any fellow-users of the R fitzRoy() package, do you know of any source of DOB for ALL players from 1897 onwards? Have tried fetch_player_details_footywire, which gives errors for Port Adelaide, Adelaide, and St Kilda and nothing for Fitzroy, Brisbane Bearsm and University

NZ projected total all out for 0 from 7.3 overs #ICCWomensWorldCup2025

@kingjamalam There was no choice today - but I'm not sure you get the meme anyway

@AFLLab Imagine being this indoctrinated you’d prefer to listen to ads than a quick song and actual analysis about the lead up to the goal

Give Harris Andrews the Norm please

9:30am on Monday morning: "So what did you get up to on the weekend Chris?" - soon to be fired Accounts Manager at Morris Finance