Anthony Fandango

@SonOfAristotle @justdavenow89 If you break the word down further, I think 'Brainwashing' sounds like something really nice. Perhaps a new type of relaxing spa treatment? Cleansing.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 You're brainwashed into a cult.

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

@ReluctantActvst @justdavenow89 How many have you got?

@AFandango @justdavenow89 How many years does tomorrow take

@Mcred9 @justdavenow89 Noted.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Maybe request a refund.

@opus2001billth1 @justdavenow89 Dirty boy.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Be sure to wash your hands thoroughly when pulling shit out of your ass.

@joncoupland I mean, come on now...it is visible from space 🤣👍

Got papped (this was the best photo) yesterday on an adventure in the orange smart Not sure how they knew it was me ...

@LaurieCK1 @justdavenow89 I can see clearly now the rain has gone...

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Dream on. Simply mirroring your abject ignorance and vapidity.

@SirDogTurd @MikeDKirby @forallcurious Couldn't agree more .. But microwave ovens and FTL travel are somewhat further apart than mere mortals can comprehend. Now, if you can, please pass me the infinite energy battery and let's jump to light speed. Zoom zoom.

@AFandango @MikeDKirby @forallcurious Cute but scifi has a base in science. If you watch scifi from the 60's-70's you'll see a lot of things that we know have and take for granted. Scifi is what drives dreamers and scientist to make new discoveries.

🚨: Engineers just proposed a 36 mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 light-years away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400 years! The passengers who board it will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.

@BaijDean @justdavenow89 Welcome to.... "The Sarcasm Crib" Take a seat, I see you're a familiar face x

@AFandango @justdavenow89 This platform needs italics and a sarcasm font. Although it is fun to watch MAGA outrage even after sarcasm slaps them in the face.

@parrotpati @justdavenow89 109% not jostin w yu's...

@AFandango @justdavenow89 He's just josting w us. .. '

@sallyDillo6428 @justdavenow89 If it's not Gordon's and Britvic then (ironically) you're already dead to me anyway. Chin chin old boy x

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Laughing at your dumbass while drinking a lovely gin and tonic like I do every evening and will do tomorrow.

@Mcred9 @justdavenow89 Amazon. £11.99. Bought with a birthday voucher, so win win. Just call me Doctor.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 And your degree in epidemiology is from where?

@russdstephenson @Pera19711 @justdavenow89 ...and under inflated tyres. Millions dead. Just 12psi more and billions would still be alive. #tragic

@Pera19711 @AFandango @justdavenow89 Well yeah!! You know what the greatest cause of death is? LIFE!!🙂🙃🫠

@russdstephenson @justdavenow89 You know something... Sarcasm lost its way after everyone got jabbed! It's the irony of all irony's.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 I found that if I don't wrap my sarcasm 🙃 in 😅🤣😂🙂🙃😛😜🤪😝 then nobody recognizes it and starts to get all flamy at me.

@muddawg99 @justdavenow89 Highlander got the shot... Psych.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Literally everyone that got the shot will die. Same for those who didn’t. Prove me wrong…

@MadameJustice_ @justdavenow89 The dead never believe that they're dead... That's the irony. RIP SnJu.,. God rest their troubled soul x

@SirDogTurd @MikeDKirby @forallcurious Star Wars fan? Still valid...

@AFandango @MikeDKirby @forallcurious Never watched Star Trek

@jaquix173 @justdavenow89 100% sarcastic truth I promise. Passed you by? Just too subtle...

@AFandango @justdavenow89 Absolute rubbish!

@JackyMa56900185 @justdavenow89 Have you got your watch set to the correct time zone? Tick tock...

@AFandango @justdavenow89 It’s tomorrow. Still alive.

@cirinyc @justdavenow89 You are. I'm a professional medium. I can just about hear you...who do you want me to contact on the living side? Death isn't so bad after all...

@AFandango @justdavenow89 This just in… apparently I’m dead and typing from the grave.

@IlliniMJ @justdavenow89 You're laughing now... Tick tock.

@AFandango @justdavenow89 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂