Arron A. Fishbain 🇺🇸

@chefsevenn Liberal Tears

Be honest, what’s the best drink for this meal?

@HustleBitch_ Past the Amazon returned date.

This is the face of a man who just realized he made the biggest mistake of his entire life.

@SGTWipper1Each It’s great

I’m considering getting Starlink. Is it worth it?

@AntonioSabatoJr John Candy

Eddie Murphy 😎

Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage buff.ly/kJjh86K

@CanadaGoose911 $0.70 Canadian dollar will do that

Spring break departures to America from Vancouver

@ackshaey @californiapost Middle class

@californiapost With all billionaires gone, who will CA raise taxes on next to pay for all the waste fraud and abuse?

Billionaire Uber co-founder reveals he's joined exodus from California trib.al/39XWkCT

@Mr_Husky1 I hear chase bank does the same with mortgage payments

I own a duplex. My tenant downstairs is a single mom with a newborn. Rent is due on the 1st. It was the 5th, and I hadn't heard from her. Usually, I send a late notice. It's a business, right? But I went down and knocked instead. She opened the door holding a crying baby. She looked like she hadn't slept in a week. "I'm so sorry," she panicked. "My maternity leave was unpaid and my car broke down. I have $200. I can get the rest by Friday." I looked around her apartment. It was bare. She had sold her couch. "Keep the $200," I said. "In fact, don't worry about rent this month." She stopped crying and stared at me. "What?" "Take the month," I said. "Buy groceries. Fix the car. We'll start fresh next month." I lost $1,200 that day. But the look of pure relief on that mother's face? Worth every single penny. A lease is a contract, but humanity should always be the fine print.

@JosephFordCotto Canadian Mint issues new currency

Do you believe Canada is a shithole country?

@ztisdale Canadian Mint issues this new bill

Canada is swimming in American culture. We've always been the 51st State. 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇲

@ZadeSmith4 He purchased the building in 2020

Larry Silverstein just purchased this building in downtown LA! If you work in this building, RUN & RUN FAST AND NEVER RETURN!

@lucyshow11 Iranian road map?

Who knows what this is? 😳

@4thOfJuly365 Your cock says NO

You're a dude.

@jakeshieldsajj That would be an improvement after Newsom destroyed it

Israel is considering attacking California with drones so be careful

@ericswalwell CCP already had your address buttercup

I receive hundreds of death threats every year.  My children are not allowed in the yard.  That’s why my address is private.  And now Tom Steyer has not only put my life at risk but also my family’s by releasing my address.   And the California Post and Daily Mail took his bait and are harassing my neighbors.   Tom, you can try to buy this election all you want, but this is low, even for you.

Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain buff.ly/2qYOq0P

24 Hour Warning !! - "The Big One" will hit southern California between Los Angeles and the Salton Sea - 03/11 to 03/12 (Most likely a 6.8+ earthquake on the morning of 03/12/2026 in Ventura County.)

@CAgovernor @Cal_OES Marco Rubio called in to save California

I am in constant coordination with security and intelligence officials, including at @Cal_OES, to monitor potential threats to California — including those tied to the conflict in the Middle East. While we are not aware of any imminent threats at this time, we remain prepared for any emergency in our state.

@CAgovernor @Cal_OES Baby steps buttercup. Learn to fill a reservoir first