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Patient: you said butter would kill me.
Doctor: that was the advice at the time.
Patient: I switched to margarine.
Doctor: yes.
Patient: the margarine contained trans fats.
Doctor: that was before we knew.
Patient: you've now banned trans fats.
Doctor: yes.
Patient: because they cause heart disease.
Doctor: correct.
Patient: so the butter was fine and the replacement was killing me.
Doctor: the science has evolved.
Patient: my arteries haven't. Are you going to write a letter.
Doctor: a letter to whom.
Patient: to my arteries. They'd like to know.

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