Jakir

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Ralf Rangnick had to get around the pitch by bike because he had a bad ankle😂😂😂

Find this denial stuff bizarre. Big body of criminological work on public perceptions of safety: growing surplus pop (rough sleepers, people with serious MH issues etc) in most places =rise of visible antisocial behaviour which makes ppl uncomfortable even when serious crime down

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Steed Malbranque

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.

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Proud dad! #htafc

Capitalism took free to air champions league with Tyldesley commentary away from you & replaced it with a subscription payment plan presented by Jake Humphrey. Never forget. Never forgive.

"Geez Lois, this is crazier than the time I moved to Britain to take up a career in professional darts!"

DHGate has absolutely smashed it😮‍💨

I cannot believe this is a real-life case that genuinely happened, but it’s in my media law textbook so 🤷🏻‍♀️

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

England - Somewhere Only We Know

@kathy279 @blixberrie @sughug0 @LeftieStats Aged like milk

@blixberrie @sughug0 @LeftieStats If Corbyn runs as an independent candidate against Labour candidate on July 4. Corbyn will lose to the Labour Party candidate. Take my prediction to the bank.

🚨 BREAKING: Jeremy Corbyn will reportedly confirm today that he'll run as an independent in Islington North. Islington North is now Independent GAIN in my model.

Lampard realising it was a balding joke has sent me

In 2012/13, Lionel Messi achieved a Goals/Expected Goals ratio of 2.39. This level of clinical finishing is only likely to occur once in every 1.6 million individual player seasons. Once in 1.6 million.

this is so factual. i used to proper look forward to watching the champions league on ITV - didn’t matter the team that was playing, it was more just about having access to watch live matches as a child. not just highlights

@aled_thomas1 @MeshAmazing You didn't get the Turkish hair transplant ads?

@AJakir @MeshAmazing Honestly, guys, it's wall to wall Viagra and XXL clothing ads when you're 30

Adverts in your 30s aren't any fun at all.

@MeshAmazing @aled_thomas1 No prizes on guessing what you were going to get on your birthday now...

@aled_thomas1 @AJakir it's my birthday soon...