Alexis Kelly

My favorite part of this episode #TheBachelorette

me: yay it’s opening day men: name the 5th home run ever recorded in 1912 if you love baseball so much

Saying “your mama” when we got the same mom.

I love Pinterest... it’s the media, without the social. So quiet.

These two episodes of Love is Blind made me realize that I am not as mature or civil as I think lmao Because I counted 3-4 times where I would’ve gotten physical Sarah Ann getting smart with AD Jeramey telling Laura her shit is packed Clay and his cheating #LoveIsBlind

having a mother who still looks after you as an adult is a blessing and i love mine

who i thought joey was gonna choose tonight: 1. daisy 2. kelsey 3. maria 4. jesse palmer 5. jenn 6. the elk 7. peace 32. rachel #TheBachelor

Boots with the fur…#SuperBowlLVIII ready!

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

HOW LONG AGO??..

the government after sending out the national alert two minutes early

Me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams.

The first player in Indiana history to put up these numbers. 💥 #IUWBB x #B1GStats

Me because I don’t wanna work but I need money

taking my first sip of my pumpkin cream cold brew is the equivalent of iron man putting his suit on I’m so serious

"Hey, you're doing just great" Oklahoma little leaguer gets hit in the head and then comforts the pitcher who is shaken up afterward

I will never have the self control to measure how much coffee creamer I put in my coffee. Life is too short for that honestly.

We got to hear our daughters heartbeat for the first time yesterday. When I tell you I’ve never loved a sound so much in the world, I mean that.