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@Sassafrass_84 @Fandango_Fire Damn if anyone deserves it it’s you.

It works guys lol.. 1.4 million impressions.

Just a psa: I actually owe a lot of my account success on social media because I was a reply guy. Posting on just my timeline alone a few years back didn't get results. So, I learned to be one of the first to reply on large accounts. It took time and dedication. Not many have that luxury. My first viral comment ever was on Elon Musks' post a few years back, and he was asking how to improve X. I said to get rid of the p*rn bots. I was sick of seeing them everywhere. Sure enough, they are gone for the most part. Not spamming my replies or others that I can seee. I think that comment alone was 44k likes and many reposts. Even though the reply guy isn't the "in" thing anymore... I still do it. This is how you get account exposure. Most will say it shouldn't be like that, but it works. People naturally gravitate towards my page. The followers came. If you build it, they will come.

I’m definitely shadow banned! Do you see this??

I hired a local pro to handle the mounting. He quoted $250, I gave him $300. He showed up fast, brought a second guy, and did a flawless job. A lot of people in the replies completely missed the point. This was never about the physical act of hanging a TV on a wall. It was about paying for a service that a massive retailer simply refused to fulfill. @BestBuy took the money and walked away from the job. They will never see another dime from me.

He’s creative. 😂

I'm the luckiest guy on X. I have the most awesome friends...and that includes all of you. Y'all are the best...I'm blessed 🙏

Let my analyst sit in on the investment committee call today He asked three times I said no twice He promised complete silence and said he'd hide in the corner He showed up anyway Sat in the corner Legal pad on his knee Third iced coffee in his hand I gave him three rules Do not speak Do not breathe loudly Do not make eye contact with anyone on the screen He nodded The call started Our PE sponsor opened with "walk us through the bridge" I walked them through the bridge The analyst was writing so fast his pen was shaking The operating partner said "what's driving the miss in Q1" I said "timing on two projects that pushed to Q2" The analyst nodded I told him not to do that He mouthed "sorry sir" The MD asked about headcount I said "we're addressing it" The analyst's pen stopped First time all call He looked at me I didn't look back The MD said "how many" I said "enough to close the gap" The pen started again Slower this time The MD asked where we land on adjusted EBITDA after the changes I said the number The pen broke He switched to a backup pen He brought a backup pen I could hear it scratching from across the room He underlined something four times Call ended in 38 minutes He stood up Said "thank you sir" and walked out Accidentally left his notebook on the floor I opened it Page one Three bullet points - People costs bad - EBITDA good - Adjusted EBITDA better That was it 38 minutes of discussion Six executives on the call Summarized in eight words More accurate than most board decks I've read I have four meetings tomorrow morning that aren't on anyone's calendar yet The analyst doesn't know that But he summarized it perfectly This kid might be ready for his second adjective Sent from my iPhone

@Legendary_Sarge @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Like pc Richard and sons

@NostalgiaPro @AL_NotAI @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Return it and buy it from somewhere else.

I bought an 85" Sony Bravia from @BestBuy on March 1st. Delivery took 12 days. Now mounting has been delayed another week and just got cancelled again via email. I've been lied to and given the runaround by at least 5 different employees. A @BestBuySupport agent on X even told me to wait until he gets back from vacation to 'fix' it. I spoke with someone from 'corporate' this morning who told me she has to investigate and will possibly get back to me tomorrow. @BestBuy doesn't seem to care and refuses to actually mount the TV. @BestBuySupport help? This is unacceptable for a big purchase. Here's a picture of the TV in the box sitting in my living room.

@showerskittles @unkonfined @ConservativePen 🤣🤣🤣

@unkonfined @ConservativePen @AL_NotAI You need to paint it black

What’s the first thing you notice in this pic of me?

@Yoda4ever Hahahahaaha and he barely fits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He thinks he's still a puppy..🐕🐾😅

you probably know this. He stole my video, shared it on his account, and it exploded to MILLIONS of views He pocketed thousands of dollars off my hard work, pure theft But after months of reports? Justice finally hit. His creator payout has been paused Stealing content never pays. Karma always wins @TheBTCTherapist 😉

In DC. Made a little stop at the Capitol.

As the #1 Hotdog influencer of 𝕏: I'd like to thank Costco's CEO Ron Vachris for proclaiming that the $1.50 hot dog price won’t change as long as he’s around. Forever a legend.

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. @BernieMoreno has proposed the US Senate be HELD IN DC INDEFINITELY until DHS is re-opened "Let's take our paychecks away! Let's prevent us from flying home!" "Even that means right through Easter, we DO NOT leave... and we should LOSE PAY every day that goes by until we fund the whole thing." "Because then, we could work this out! "Forget DC — let's not even leave this CHAMBER until we get this done!"

2 Months Vs 92 Months.

🤣😂🤣😂

@Hunter_Eagleman Is dude fighting seriously ?

Dude wasn’t having it! 🤣💀