Sam Witwicky. Parody.

"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" 🚗 Sam Witwicky 🤖 Owns Bumblebee 🚗 Helps the Autobots 🤖 Married to @RadiantMech 🚗 Written by #BoneHead 🤖 #Transformers #parody 🚗 RT

🛡 Mrs Mikaela Witwicky 💋 Hubby @ALadiesMan217 💕 Twin @OutlawMech 🚖 My protector @VigilantBee 🛡 Team #AutoBots 🚘 Member of @AvengersHQRP 🛡 #Transformers 🚚 Leader @VigilantPrime 💋 Mature not Dtf 🚘 Descriptive 🛡 Penned by #Radiant #RT

@RadiantMech @OutlawMech @OutlawInventor @WizardsRadiant > her husband @ValorNBravery and @RadiantNavigate @ValiantDriver. Bee and Optimus knows them pretty well. They've been working together for quite some time. [I then picked up my phone to call @OutlawInventor waiting for him to answer.]

@RadiantMech > we promised to stay retired from fighting, but Megatron is working for this Thanos guy and well we're pretty much the only ones left that know how to deal with Megatron and the Decepticons. Wel us and your sister @OutlawMech and @OutlawInventor and as well as @WizardsRadiant >

[Pulls on my helmet then speeds off on my bike zipping through traffic. @ALadiesMan217 Sam had been leaving messages all morning long. Something about Megatron. This is all we need to be going through this again. He said @VigilantBee and @VigilantPrime needed us all to meet. ~>

So long that we 10 kids by now. [Laughs pulls you to me kisses your lips.]

@RadiantMech Your great great grandma?

"Hold on. I gotta change. Got Decepticon crap all over my fave shirt." 💋 Flipped account 🚘 Alexa Yeager 🔧 Mechanic 💋 Married to @OutlawInventor 🚘 Twin sis of @RadiantMech 🔧 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #Transformers #Marvel 🔧 RT

"My name is Bumblebee." 🚘 Flipped account 🐝 Bumblebee 🚘 Soldier of the Autobots under @VigilantPrime 🐝 Car of @ALadiesMan217 and @RadiantMech 🚘 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🐝 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #Transformers #Marvel 🐝 RT

"We can fight together!" 🚘 Flipped account 🔧 Cade Yeager 🚘 Inventor and Ally of the Autobots 🔧 Married to @WizardsRadiant 🚘 Father of @RadiantNavigate 🔧 Brother of @OutlawInventor 🚘 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔧 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #Transformers #Marvel 🔧 RT

"I like to smell fresh when I'm making out with your daughter." 🚘 Flipped account 🚘 Shane Dyson 🚘 Rally Driver and Ally of the Autobots 🚘 Taken by @RadiantNavigate 🚘 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🚘 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #Transformers #Marvel 🚘 RT

@RadiantMech Mmm baby girl you are so beautiful.

Flipped account. Trish Stratus. Women'sand Hardcore Champion. Manager of @MaskedAgility and @AHurricaneComin. Part of @WWEAttitudeRP. #BoneHead #WWE RT

Revamped account. Randy Orton. The Future of the WWE. Part of Evolution with @GamesPedigree / @DegenerateGame, @DirtyNaitchaBoy, and @BestialBomb. Part of @WWEAttitudeRP. #BoneHead #WWE RT

Flipped account. Billy Gunn. One half of the New Age Outlaws with @ThaDXDogg. Member of DX with @GamesPedigree and @OfShowStopping. Part of @WWEAttitudeRP. #BoneHead #WWE RT

Flipped account. Chris Jericho. Lead singer of Fozzy. On tour with my sexy lady @MetalSexbarbie. #BoneHeadNRadiantRockersRP #BoneHead RT

Flipped account. Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. Daughter of @NoChanceHell. Married to the Game @DegenerateGame. Twin of @RadiantVincess. Part of @WWEAttitudeRP. #BoneHead #WWE RT

Flipped account. Nikki Bella. The Fearless One of the WWE. Part of @WWEAttitudeRP. #BoneHead #WWE RT