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@Dominos_UK She said no

tell a sad story in 3 words

@SprinterPress BARS

An impressive video from Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia: a homeless man openly offers his girlfriend 'for dates' to passersby in exchange for money or drugs. A few moments later, he helps her get up and impromptu performs a rap freestyle

@jurgen_nauditt cry harder

The US is lifting sanctions against Belarusian banks and potassium, according to US Special Envoy John Cole. This is outrageous! Trump rewards aggressors, mass murderers, and dictators while blackmailing and insulting the victim, Ukraine. According to Cole, the restrictions against the Belarusian Ministry of Finance, the Belarus Development Bank, and Belinvestbank will be lifted. Furthermore, the Belarusian Potash Company and Belaruskali, the main producers of potash fertilizers, will be removed from the US sanctions list. The US Special Envoy stated that the lifting of the restrictions would be swift and noted that he had discussed this matter with officials from the Ministry of Finance before his visit to Minsk.

@EricLatiff We are a Christian nation, so your question doesn't compute

Are Kenyans fundamentally flawed or are we intrinsically good but corrupted by “systems, leadership and poverty”?

@sholard_mancity It really isn't a control - that's passing the buck. It is the lack of commitment to basic guiding principles. Report back on this when you get to Singapore.

Nigeria, Libya, Angola, Congo, Gabon, Chad should have made Africa Oil and Gas independent long ago. So what exactly is stopping Africa from building refineries and refining its own oil for its own use? Why does Africa export raw oil to Europe, then import expensive fuel? Africa has everything it needs. Except control.

@RnaudBertrand We are reaching levels of chess that shouldn't be possible

Oh the irony 🤣

@alexstubb How can you be happy and have hate in your heart for Russia?

Finland is the Happiest country in the World for the 9th year running. We also climbed up the world brand index from 7th to 5th. I am often asked why we do well in these rankings. I do not think there is a magic potion, but it helps to have a society which strives towards freedom, equality and justice. The basis of it all is a welfare society, a robust education system, a sense of security and a close attachment to nature. There is no such thing as a perfectly happy society, but providing some building blocks that give us a chance to live a meaningful life, to help others, will nudge us in the right direction during the journey of life.

@carlbildt At least Russia has the courage to try and end the blockade

Two 🇷🇺 oil tankers are approaching 🇨🇺 in defiance of 🇺🇸 attempts to strangle the islands energy supplies. Let’s see what happens.

@wakariowa Pouring one out right now to his memory

I miss Sean Cardovillis reporting in the Safari Rally

@BoardLotSultan @MworiaJ You will be told "we are reducing debt at the company level"

.@MworiaJ mkuu hiyo pesa ya Kuuza Sidian bank, usiweke 2 Rivers. Turudishie special dividends. Tuko payaba sana. Been waiting dividends. Thanks. Yours Shareholders

@moneyacademyKE I think Centum now only has loss making subsidiaries

Centum has officially exited Sidian Bank after completing the sale of its stake held through Bakki Holdco Limited. (Centum’s stake in Sidian Bank was 27%, which it has now fully sold)

@EACinvestor The dude sold the cash generating machine called Nairobi Bottlers and shareholders got nothing but "we are paying back debt at the company level"

Mworia is actually the worst thing that ever happened to Centum.

@vonderleyen No mention of Israel that has displaced half a million people

Good call with President Joseph Aoun. I expressed Europe’s solidarity with Lebanon and its people. We are providing EUR 100 million in humanitarian support. Yesterday, we delivered over 40 tonnes of supplies and we plan to organise more humanitarian flights. I welcome the government’s decision to ban all Hezbollah military activities and its call to end all hostilities. We must ensure a sovereign and stable Lebanon for its people.

@KenyanSays If everyone drives like they can't anticipate matutu drivers' moves - no matter how braindead those moves are - there would me so many similar incidents each day

A number of Matatu Drivers need to go back to Class!

@eucopresident Russia lives rent free in Antonio's head

As the war in Iran takes center stage, there is only one winner: Russia. Profiting from rising energy prices and the diversion of military capabilities and benefiting from the reduced attention to the Ukrainian front.

@thatsdax Dax needs to do a cover of Bruce Wayne by YoungBoy, show them how its done

Which one is faster😳🔥? Thx for 18 mil on the Eminem Godzilla Remix! #reels

@ntsa_kenya NTSA you can make a lot of money by fining bodas that ignore traffic signals at intersections/roundabouts

@BoardLotSultan all they need to do is up their dividends (they can afford to multiple times over) to boost the stock price

Jubilee Holdings is now trading at 40% discount of its intrisic value!! Let that sink in

@TheAbojani Fixated at 10% return. Jameni, treasury bills are now 7-8%, exclusive of withholding tax

Here's KSh 10,000 saved monthly at 10% returns: After 10 years: KSh 2,048,000 After 20 years: KSh 7,596,000 After 30 years: KSh 22,604,000

@KenyanSays To fix that issue you need someone who is serious about drainage... you won't get one unfortunately

There is a problem in Uthiru!