Andrew Laisby

@reformparty_uk True to form, nasty, hateful, divisive. A disgusting party.

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given Zack Polanski openly advocates for open borders, we look forward to their warm embrace of this policy.

@WhiteHouse Trump says we wasn’t worried. Why should he have been, the whole thing was staged. #FakeNews

President Donald J. Trump delivers a statement following a shooter near the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

@TiceRichard The flames are what would happen to the UK if ever reform won power.

@swd2 I really, really hope that was Baby Donny floating in!

Pretty much our national security strategy in a nutshell

@studaviesreform @Nigel_Farage Idiot.

@Nigel_Farage I have said before and I’ll say it again, no politician has the work ethic like Nigel - he will be a brilliant Prime Minister.

Every day I am meeting hundreds of candidates up and down the country. Watch my full speech to Reformers in Surrey yesterday.

@Nigel_Farage So many racists, fascists and homophobes! Why does anyone want a return to the Germany of the 1930’s?

@BBCNews So sad, the angels have a new lead singer in their midst. RIP Moyà.

Irish musician Moya Brennan dies aged 73 bbc.in/3QDzsaE

@vozaraie @WellsJorda89710 @IsaiahLCarter You are obviously an hilarious ‘Parody Poster’. Trump only cares about money and power, which he openly abuses time and time again. He should be removed as POTUS immediately, he is an affront to those who have served before him.

He’s not claiming to be Jesus. But make no mistake—God is powerfully moving through him. The Lord never asked for his riches. He never needed his talents or abilities. What He wanted most was simply his availability—a heart that said, “Here I am. Use me.” Look a little deeper than the surface, and the story becomes undeniable. This man has walked through fires most people couldn’t survive. He has faced losses, battles, and valleys that would have broken anyone else. Yet in the middle of it all, God kept opening doors. He gave him opportunities—not because the man was perfect, but because he was willing. And through those opportunities, the Lord has accomplished things that will echo far beyond what anyone can see right now. That’s the beauty of it: when a surrendered life meets a faithful God, even the scars become part of the miracle.

🚨Trump Isn’t Calling Himself Jesus — He’s Answering God’s Call🚨 Trump isn’t calling himself Jesus. He’s been crystal clear from the beginning: he believes he’s doing the work God has set before him. Jesus’ disciples healed the sick in His name. With Christ in us, we can do His works too. I have no problem with this — I lay hands on sick people and pray for them all the time. The people outraged by this are just looking for something to be mad about. Trump is openly praying for the sick — and as Protestants, we still believe in the power of prayer. It’s that simple.

@WellsJorda89710 Trump is openly sick and should be removed as POTUS immediately.

@nicksortor It’s a two week ceasefire in order to discuss and agree a way forward. There is no way that talks should stop after less than a day. Wake the f*ck up!

🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance says the US delegation will return to America WITHOUT a deal with Iran, but that this outcome is MUCH worse for Iran than the US “We've been at it for 21 HOURS. We've had substantive discussions...but the bad news is, we have NOT reached an agreement.” “That's bad news for Iran MUCH more than it is bad news for the USA.”

@NASA And exactly what was the point of this grotesque waste of money? Is this helping world peace? Is this saving the world from global warming? Is this helping feed the world’s population? Please explain!

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@reformparty_uk Another bandwagon you have jumped on! We see through you!

This Good Friday we are reminded of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ . May this holy blessing fill you with peace, hope and love.

@JonathanPieNews Pity he didn’t go up in a puff of smoke!

Bloody hell, he’s being serious. I thought this was a parody post at first glance. Jesus.

@BasilTheGreat @grok is this correct

🚨DARK DAY FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM Parliament has just voted in favour of legalising abortion up until birth There was no mandate for this It was not in any manifesto Nobody voted for this We will now potentially see babies aborted days before they are due to be born Horrific

@GoldenAgeUnfold -10

Be honest:

@GuillermElodie Absolutely YES!

Is this man a traitor to the United Kingdom? Yes or No

@BarrowAFC It looks as though the players are finally starting to listen to Dino’s words. A lot more heart tonight.

Touchline Talk 🗣️ Head Coach Dino Maamria reflects on tonight's point at Whaddon Road ✊ Catch the full interview below👇 #WeAreBarrow

@DougCameron51 Perhaps keep AUK, just get rid of the US?

The disgusting AUKUS agreement has locked Australians into Trumps military madness. The public can’t get an honest answer from our govt, we are treated with contempt as our military personnel engage in illegal US/ Israeli warmongering. What’s next, sinking Chinese warships?

@Bricktop_NAFO Please check your spelling. If you are describing Trump, substitute an n for the l.

This is not normal. It’s a cult.

@OurBluebirdsFly @BarrowAFC I’ve just seen a video of the incident. Shocking!

@ALaisby @BarrowAFC He wasn’t far from that and I saw the lateness and studs up, it just looked bad! I was up in arms and not even a free kick. It was a red. I felt for our players, they’re trying, playing with fear but trying,we need some luck and we need some quality and composure. Dino knows!

FT. #WeAreBarrow