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first he came for the diet coke and i spoke up
then he came for my SSRI and i killed myself
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.
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This glow-in-the-dark lightsaber bat is insane 🤯
If you want the chance to win this green lightsaber bat repost and reply and you may be chosen. Do or do not. There is no try 🌟
MLB@MLB
Well hello there. Happy Star Wars Day to our fans across the galaxy.
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This has not aged well for the Seattle Mariners on this day
Vinnie Pasquantino@VPasquantino
Oh Im Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I have one of the coolest nicknames in sports. Screw you man
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Oh, that one game when Mariners pitcher James Paxton threw a no-hitter in his home-country.
He become the first Canadian-born player to throw a no-no in his home country and the second Canadian ever to throw a no-hitter in MLB.
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This is a random deep cut...
Mariners were down 7-0 to the Astros and Dylan Moore hit that go-ahead grand slam to take the 8-7 lead.
This one gave me chills.
Kalshi Sports@KalshiSports
What's the most clutch HR you've ever watched your team hit? Aaron Judge is the early favorite on Kalshi to be the MLB Home Run King, with a 42% chance on Kalshi. Kyle Schwarber and Munetaka Murakami remain close behind.
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You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.
Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead
Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried
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During a 'Forrest Gump' screen test, Tom Hanks noticed Haley Joel Osment getting nervous after forgetting a line, so Hanks pretended to forget his too - just to make the young actor feel more comfortable
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The Reds have a promotion where fans win free pizza if the team gets 11 strikeouts in a game.
They clinched it in the ninth inning on an ABS challenge and it was electric
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Your agents shot a mother in the face, then called her a "fuckin' bitch."
Homeland Security@DHSgov
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🛒 REPOST TO WIN 🛒
Our friends at @Fred_Meyer are back with another chance for you to win a $500 gift card! All you need to do is hit that repost button and take advantage of Mariners Rewards next time you’re grocery shopping. atmlb.com/3fh7AGY
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