Poppy-less Seed

@prinkasusa Celibacy is so cool!! I don't have to worry about my girlfriend getting pregnant

If abortion is criminalized, men should lose the right to walk away from a pregnancy too. You can’t force someone to carry a child and let the other parent off the hook. Responsibility doesn’t get a free pass.

@OnlyWaifu I mean, I'm waiting for a trailer or something to release. That will tell me all I need to know

Am I wrong for not being excited for this?

@babyshailo Why not look for a trans man?

Honestly just need a man who will hold my hand in public and not be ashamed that I’m trans

@PeterMmuo @FalconryFinance Not my kid, not my problem. If it bothered me that bad, I'd just call the police like a normal person

@FalconryFinance That’s cool and all… But he shouldn’t be riding on the road

@RachRatos Ahh yes, the wild string of if lines. It's just trial and error while making sure everything is correct otherwise anything below the fuck up is fucked up

this shit is SOOOO hard how tf did fromsoftware do it

@emanuel_lari @ApexLiveComms Obviously, she's the one who taught em

@ApexLiveComms OH HELL NAW NIGGA, GIVE ME STORM POINT BACK MEN😭😭😭😭😭😭

We are temporarily removing Storm Point from map rotation on all modes and will be replacing it with E-District (daytime) while we continue to chase a permanent fix for a crash occurring on specific devices when Storm Point is active. We will provide more updates on this matter once we have them. In addition, April Fools LTM is now reactivated today until Mon the 6th at 12pm PT for those that missed their first chance to play. Charged Up Wildcard Modes will still be available to play. Make sure to tune in for all the fun! Thank you for your patience while we made this change! If you had any difficulty getting into a match, you should be able to now.

@OnlyWaifu "you're better than me at my favorite video games, and since I don't have the time to get better, I will make fun of you for having more free time than me"

"Tryhard" "Nolifer" "Sweatlord" "jobless" They'll say any buzzword they can think of, but never "I'm bad at the game and that's why I lost"

@AntDX316 @KillerXKilled @grok I wanna say it's DCS world

@KillerXKilled @Grok What video game is this?

@OnlyWaifu Ahh, over-analyzation on my behalf. My bad 😔

@AMXhooligans It was a senior man from the building I live in. A sir, a mister

I just saw Golf clubs IRL for the first time and I held one and while the Mister was talking about them the whole time I was like

@aubreytsxo I like vaginas on my women and dicks on my men. Someone claiming to be one while having the other does not fly with me

How are men not into this 🏳️‍⚧️

@OnlyWaifu It can't be anything fromsoft related because it's not on a random Tuesday afternoon 😭

Elden Ring 2

@Ash_Lee_IRL It's so unfortunate that people are celebrating gooning and watching porn. Kinda like how we as a society decided to celebrate smoking weed. And all people do is exploit the unfortunate. I'm not gonna say find Christ or whatever because I'm not religious but guys, seek help.

@OnlyWaifu Keep up the excellent work in life, friend!

I've been taking antidepressants and I can slowly feel the serotonin creeping back up

@OnlyWaifu To be fair, id do the same thing once I'm 13 drinks in

You can tell this post was made by someone who is fused to the chair and 2 kg away from being protected by Greenpeace

@Jackhoundsnj @talahasi134 @OnlyWaifu Surprisingly, I mostly go to raves sober. Since I go with a large group, my favorite drug is making sure all my friends get home safely

@AMXhooligans @talahasi134 @OnlyWaifu Mm hmm... Look at mr coked up speed wagon over here

Complaining and throwing the "I work a 9-5" as an excuse for being dog water/losing at a game makes you seem weak

@ShrugD2 @OnlyWaifu Until recently

@AMXhooligans @OnlyWaifu I bet you are also bitchless though.

@80centbeans @OnlyWaifu My family lives 3000 miles away from me

@AMXhooligans @OnlyWaifu No family?

@talahasi134 @OnlyWaifu Nope, I went to Excision's Thunderdome a couple weeks ago. Raving and maintaining my car are also my hobbies

@AMXhooligans @OnlyWaifu And You don't do anything else with your life I see

@acid195x @OnlyWaifu Masters and pred are the same thing to me, there's no need

@AMXhooligans @OnlyWaifu Masters… why not pred?