Allie Mae 🌻

Might get canceled for this but I find it disrespectful when ppl don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear it, you need to show respect and stand up. I get chills every time I hear “When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night”

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger

well i got it

happy bachelor finale day to all who celebrate #TheBachelor

Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out

me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show

Low iron ass bitch i bet you cold rn

writing an email without any exclamation marks

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

let him cook

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

This Court has made it clear it will not protect the rights of women. I will. That’s why today I'm signing an Executive Order to protect access to reproductive health care.

I’m 7 songs in to this Drake album and I feel like I’m at Zara trying on jackets

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i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

@TastesofChicago I’m good! How are you?

@AMae926 Good morning, Allie! How are you doing today? 😊 #PUR4100

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This is Stephen!