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A. Mando
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A. Mando
@AMandoSch
Diaries of a 10 year litigation attorney. Described as the "Bootleg Grisham," 2026. Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
Between the West and East Katılım Aralık 2022
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Jon, I can get you a Will drafted before the Sweet 16. Clock’s ticking, though.
Jon Rothstein@JonRothstein
I should written my will before the start of the NCAA Tournament. There's no way I'm going to make it to April 7th.
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There is an innate selfishness in boomers who don’t have children
I have 2 visiting me right now. They are from Man’s side of the family. The amount they expect to do every day in environments not conducive to child schedules or convenience for parents has got me so worn down
Prior to this, every time they have visited, Man continues working, maybe taking a couple days off & I am left to chauffeur & host them every day
The rest of my household has always been thoroughly enamored by them so I have grit my teeth & committed to making the best of it. I do love & appreciate them, they are wonderful people, but hosting them while managing my kids is simply too much for me
So this time when I found out they were visiting for 12 days I put my foot down & said he must take the week off work if he wanted them to visit. I simply refused to host them on my own
We are on day 6 & this afternoon Man pulled me aside & remarked at how it seems one of them specifically is actually quite selfish & it starts to feel like we are expected to be supporting act in a one man show while managing our children in inconvenient & uncomfortable circumstances & I was like “THANK YOU FOR FINALLY REALIZING THIS”
But even with him around to help everyone still relies on me for all plans, directions, reservations, destination & restaurant choices, meal planning, etc. Like when something goes wrong everyone is coming to me to fix it
And one of the visitors REFUSES to do anything inside. No museums, malls, movies. Nothing corporate like zoos, aquariums or theme parks. Everything is expected to be outside, beach days, hiking, boats
I am fried, tired, my kids haven’t gone to bed before 10pm in a week. I just got my period and I am supposed to get up early tomorrow to herd the boomers & both kids to an island for a 5 hour beach day, no strollers or wagons allowed YOU GUYS I CANT DO THIS, EVEN WITH HIS HELP
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Afroman is quite persuasive it seems, in many, many different ways
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude
Afroman Day 2: Deputy claims Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife has caused him “tremendous pain” as grounds for defamation. Day 2 of the Afroman defamation case has begun, and Randolph L. Walters, Jr. testified that Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife caused him “tremendous pain.” Walters Jr. also stated that being labeled a “thief” has hurt his reputation. So far, all the deputies have claimed they do not believe everything they hear or see on the internet and that they have all been called names unrelated to Afroman’s songs. So many good clips 🤣
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The day will come when I get to tell my story. I will do this accurately and completely. I will hold nothing back. I can't wait.
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Cases wash in and out like waves. People never forget how you made them feel. I hadn't dealt with a certain lawyer in 15 years and my first reaction when their name came up was still "what a jerk." That's a legacy too.
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When you go solo, planning for your first employee when you can barely pay yourself feels absurd. It's also exactly the right time to do it. The best time to build a system is before you need it.
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Dealing with death threat guy and he writes me a nasty response and tells me that he's going to report me and get a citizen's review board to investigate me.
Then ends the message and says "FORWARD THAT TO YOUR OWN LAWYER."
That was after I gave him another chance, a final warning, before I have to whack him again. I didn't have to do that, give him another chance I mean, and I shouldn't have to think about this as I try to relax tonight.
Very frustrating. Hate dealing with this type of stuff on top of everything else.
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@AMandoSch But they successfully got way more people to know they’re limp dicked cry babies
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What a bunch of limp dick cry babies
Meghann Cuniff@meghanncuniff
Victory for Afroman over the sheriff's deputies who sued him for defamation and invasion of privacy through false light. "In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant. No plaintiff verdict prevailed. So the matter will be concluded with defense verdicts."
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