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@HSchenewark gotta fire those employees

You sure you want to run an SMB? Me and one employee started a striping job at 11:15pm. At 2am, right as we’re finishing, we’re surprised by a 5-10 minute burst of pouring rain. The white and blue was dry, but the yellow washes off the curb. We stuck around trying to make it look better but really to no avail. Drove the 90 minutes home wondering what it would look like in the morning. Sent a quick email to the contractor and asleep at 5am. Of course, now we need to go back asap.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @sodacitysimpson - found a psycho living in your world

This woman couldn’t afford the price she was quoted for a new roof. So…..she did it herself. If you read the shingles package, it literally tells you how to install the underlayment & shingles on a roof. Nothing more motivating than saving a LARGE amount of money. Would you ever attempt this? 🤔 That is some tough labor.👏💯

@SMB_Attorney Victory has already come, we're living in it!

If you watch the news, it might seem like darkness and suffering have won. Yet we call today Good Friday, because we know the full story. Victory is coming and the enemy doesn’t stand a chance.

Hot Take 🔥 Daredevil should be called Batman because he's blind and got a sonar ability, like a bat. Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, because he's a former daredevil who made a deal with the devil. Batman should be called Ghost Rider, because he is ridin' on his dead parents' fortune.

@elgarr1 @GigglingGanon I have alway hated HOA's until I heard they're create to prevent black people having homes in white areas. Now I fully support every HOA

@GigglingGanon HOA is just a racist organisation created to prevent black people having homes in white areas… Fuck you lot such backward cunts. You claim to be a super power 😂 3rd world country pretending to be a 1st

This guy was pulled over by this public safety officer. Apparently this "officer" has been doing this for a while, but this time he pulled over attorney and things go off the wheels from here. 👀

@FootballCravee there's a national arab american heritage month? gtfo

On March 31st the NFL released a memo to all 32-teams concerning Jayden Ivey, TreVeyon Henderson and club social media policy. Religious imagery or language that could be perceived as antithetical to the NFL’s stance on LGBTQIA+ & Pride is strictly prohibited. Christianity, the Cross and the Resurrection were specifically named.

@TechSalesGuy if that's the car of a Senior Manager at Deltek, then no one's making money there

if my SDR team did this yesterday - I would have fired them immediately imagine how many cold calls you could make vs. playing high school pranks

@CuriosityonX Quantum immortality is retarded

🚨: Quantum Immortality suggests that you can’t die, because every time you “die,” you shift into a universe where you survived

@mhp_guy @sama his sister is suing him for rape and sexual abuse

@sama "I don't expect the guys I'm giving millions of dollars to + an earnout to be influenced by me or my company in any way." lol ok sure.

TBPN is my favorite tech show. We want them to keep that going and for them to do what they do so well. I don't expect them to go any easier on us, am sure I'll do my part to help enable that with occasional stupid decisions.

@mikebolen mike - buy it yourself if you have the balls.....its a no brainer

W2 employees almost NEVER buy a business, 1 out of 100. Salary range makes zero difference Just walked two late 20s chain GMs through a tiny pizza shop I’m selling right now. One has been a pizza for 6 years, the other chicken for 8. Both hate corporate. One had $300k cash, the other $500k+ Simple changes = easy $250k+/yr. Neither pulled the trigger. One admitted he didn’t have the balls. The other ghosted after too many silly questions Men used to go off to war Now they can’t even take a no brainer leap to save their souls

@shaunvssheep @WallStreetApes Not weird just pattern recognition homie

@conleyherrick @WallStreetApes weird, you look at skin color, I just look at the eyes and can tell... Interesting...

Every person in America needs to see this American health care professional does an ultrasound on herself to show you what your gallbladder looks like if you eat fast food “If you like to eat McDonald's, Wendy's, Carls Jr. let me show you what you're doing to your gallbladder. It's called sludge, and it's actually as ugly as it sounds” We have to Make America Healthy Again

@shaunvssheep @WallStreetApes If she were black, I’d agree

@conleyherrick @WallStreetApes nah, she's gonna tell em the service was bad and she ain't payin... I can spot a dine-n-dasher a mile a way...

@shawngorham never be down wind

This is a $60mm a year asphalt paver...

@MediaKing when i go, I gotta drag my foot behind me just to fit in

@MediaKing when was the last time YOU stepped foot in a walmart?

Shoot. We had Dino chicken nuggets last week. They were not good.

@imbobbyshi I don't see this useful in my life

Introducing Naro AI: The Future of Personal Intelligence.

@shaunvssheep @WallStreetApes in her next video she is paying $12k at the hospital cash register

@WallStreetApes Honest unrelated question, did she pay the fee to use that equipment that a standard patient would pay minus the labor? Or do doctors get to use that stuff for free then charge my insurance company like $12,000 for an ultrasound...

@jamesabaileyjr @LegionHoops @LeagueAlerts bro memphis doesn't even wanna be in memphis

@LegionHoops @LeagueAlerts Hating on BBQ, Blues, Eightball & MJG, Three Six Mafia and Young Dolp is crazy

LeBron James on playing the Grizzlies: “I’m f***ing 41 years of age. You think I want to do sh** in Memphis on a random Thursday? I’m not the first guy in the NBA to talk about this. You guys got to move the team… go over to Nashville already.” (via @leaguealerts)

@thesamparr young guys raining money is boring.....show me the 60-80's still getting after it, or the oldies who lost their wealth 2-3x over and are still rich - show me someone who's lasted the game, not started it

I went to Austin Rief's house for dinner with eight founders recently. - One guy raised $140 million - The oldest guy in the room was 25 - A bunch of them were building 7-figure media companies - They told me they already feel threatened by 13-year-olds who are building better things than them Algorithms are feeding teenagers case studies of kids selling companies for tens of millions. Success is completely normalized now. The timeline is accelerating. Pretty crazy.

@StumpGuyTy embrace the rain....you are stronger than the rain!

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