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AMcCarson
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AMcCarson
@AMcCarson
I think about doing things, and then get bored/frustrated by these things. Subsequently, I play too many video games and watch River Monsters.
Indianapolis Katılım Aralık 2008
146 Takip Edilen23 Takipçiler
Also, the Greek exit of the Euro zone should be called the Gregress (Greek egress). Grexit is lazy, less fun to say. #gregress #newgannett
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@BenLovati The late night grunting and yelling is your daughter's way to remind you who is in charge. Classic power play. #miniLexLuthor
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@BenLovati Just saw @gordontheintern walking and talking on the Circle Downtown. Jealous?
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"Comparing navies past and present by size is asinine; we have ships that are capable of independently ending human history." --smart friend
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Jim Lehrer: "Miss, I-I'd like to order..."
Waitress: "SHUT UP NERD I'M NOT FINISHED WITH THE SPECIALS"
- at a diner tomorrow #debate
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@BenLovati Also, I am going to go ahead and trademark these now #funzerk #funzerker #funzerking Hire me or else @GearboxSoftware
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@BenLovati First tweets about being old at a wedding, and now pro-Browns tweets? I fear the release you feel once back on Pandora. #gunzerk
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@BenLovati The only kind of love you should have for Demolition Man involves a weird VR headset on you and on a DVD copy of Demolition Man.
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@BenLovati I was going to send you that video. Best Punisher on screen since Denzel Washington in "Man on Fire."
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I've got no fucking problem with a postmortem. I've wanted to kill you cocksuckers for fucking months now.
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@BenLovati My legs are too nice to hide behind full length jeans or cargo shorts. #AwkwardButYouAreWelcome
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@BenLovati Well, great. Thanks a lot. Your hash tag made me terror shit myself . I hope you are happy. #ThoseWereMyGoodJorts
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@BenLovati Well, all the better to keep those energy-drink hopped-up youths from running wild all over Cleveland #YouthsAreTerrifying
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@BenLovati Was your school constructed atop some ancient burial ground? That throws off my 4G sometimes.
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