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And then, the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death - Amused To Death by Roger Waters

@kuriiia @eldritchharpy Socrates - gotta love him

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

@michaelt5656 Impeachment before the mid-terms would not produce a conviction. Just like the last 2 times. A blue wave in November MIGHT reset the board enough.

How much longer is America going to put up with this insanity? How many lives will it take? How much wasted tax money? What will be the final straw? Will it be too late?

That boy, Eric... vm.tiktok.com/ZP9RsX6qDTb5H-…

Give the devil his due. He removed all the guardrails. The corrupt were co-opted. The weak were intimidated. Al Capone didn't have THIS much control in Chicago. All bets are off now. x.com/i/status/20362…

@LePapillonBlu2 As predicted. Now the beatdowns are going nationwide.

How are they helping TSA? They have moved their terror to the airports now. Abolish ICE!

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @smc429 That would frighten any sane man.

Pentagon insiders are reporting that if Iran doesn't negotiate peace this time Trump has given the order to drop Republican Representative Randy Fine on Tehran's largest power plant.

@FordJohnathan5 Quite the Machiavelli, this one. Persuade the doofus to help, then go your own way after he clears the field a bit. As long as the pitch emphasized Caligula's self interest, it was bound to work.

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Benjamin Netanyahu says it's not US decision when this war ends. It's when the IDF says this war ends. Benjamin Netanyahu on a world stage made Trump look small and powerless. 🚨

@FurkanGozukara @brontyman Well, dead people aren't very opinionated and they don't argue much. I could see them not objecting to whatever terms are offered.

Absolute humiliation. A foreign affairs expert just exposed that the Iranian leaders Trump claims his envoys are secretly negotiating with are literally dead. The administration is completely making up peace talks while still bombing the country.

@michaelt5656 Politicians are very calculating. They're going to wait until they think he isn't useful anymore; that he's politically weak. Then they'll fall all over themselves to denounce him.

“The Great American Experiment “ Refers to the U.S. as a democratic republic. Established in 1776. A test to see if a country could self govern. Containing 3 branches of government . Today, the Presidential branch is out of control while sadly the other 2 branches remain silent

@ChristopherHale Fashion does change over time. If you want to see examples of bizarre clothing, just go to fashion week in New York or Paris. Some of the ideas these guys come up with are beyond strange...

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

@GodlessEngineer After Hurricane Andrew, Jerry Fallwell and Pat Robertson issued a joint statement - Gay Day at Disney World in Orlando pushed the Almighty to smite the whole state. They damn near got lynched and backpedalled like a guilty 5-year-old at the reaction this drew. STFU "Christians".

ATHEISM: Because not once has the answer turned out to be magic. EVER. Lightning wasn't Zeus. Disease wasn't demons. Earthquakes weren't divine punishment. Every single time we actually investigated something, the answer turned out to be natural, testable, and repeatable. The…

@JamesTate121 The appearance of a politician far outweighs their actual effectiveness. Machiavelli figured this out long ago. So-called leadership is a performance. Be the slayer of boogeymen - real or imagined ones - and keep your seat. Voters are too disengaged to ask hard questions.

Republicans love wasting taxpayer money on made up problems.

@OccupyDemocrats During WWII, both sides operated under an unproven doctrine - massive bombing will break the enemy's will to fight. It had the opposite effect, but killed many civilians and flattened cities. As usual, the lesson didn't take...

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV enrages MAGA by boldly calling for aerial bombardment to be BANNED FOREVER as Trump carries out a bombing campaign of mass murder in Iran. This kind of moral leadership is utterly foreign to Republicans... “Airplanes should always be carriers of peace, never of war. No one should be afraid that threats of death and destruction might come from the sky,” Leo stated during a meeting with Italian airline ITA Airways. “After the tragic experiences of the 20th century, aerial bombings should have been banned for ever. Instead, they still exist, and technological development, positive in itself, is being placed at the service of war. This is not progress, it is regression," he added. While he didn't mention Trump by name, the reference was clear. Trump began his illegal war against the people of Iran by blowing up a girl's school, killing at least 175 innocent people. The American and Israeli terror campaign has continued apace, targeting civilian buildings and crucial oil infrastructure in an ever-escalating series of war crimes. Pope Leo has not been shy about condemning the war. This past weekend he once again called for a ceasefire and decried the suffering and death inflicted by the conflict as a "scandal to the whole human family." “We cannot remain silent in the face of the suffering of so many people, the defenseless victims of these conflicts. What hurts them hurts the whole of humanity,” said Leo. “I strongly renew my appeal for us to persevere in prayer, so that hostilities may cease and the way may finally be paved for peace.” As it so often is after Pope Leo says something anathema to MAGA, social media is now abuzz with Republicans calling him a "communist" and demanding that he shut his mouth. Meanwhile, those same conservatives are incapable of even explaining why Trump is waging this war — unsurprising since Trump himself is constantly changing his story. For our money, we'll side with Pope Leo. Please ❤️ and share to thank the pope!

@RiderofWolves Too many big words

Even if there was a manual on females, you guys wouldn't read it.

@mariana057 The reply would be a step up for many

Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn't interested in you… Me: I love you, have a great day! Daughter: K

@hippyygoat A country is an idea. An abstraction. Wars are fought either to repel an invader (moral) or to benefit powerful interests (immoral). Are we under attack?

And they think they are fighting for America…

@michaelt5656 Wooden stake through the heart

Any suggestions will be appreciated!

I've been analyzing the stock market for 50 years I manage billions of dollars and I'm an expert in macroeconomics Here's exactly what will happen from here with the Iran situation: I have no fucking idea

@mjfree Must we emphasize their race? Would that be ok for three non-whites? This is not helpful

Axis of Pure Evil

@mark_slapinski Costs a fortune to look like that?

I just learned Laura Loomer is 32 years old. She looks like a 60 year old with $200,000 worth of plastic surgery.