Anoop Abraham Lalachan

“Make him wake up 30 minutes before his alarm goes off to take a morning piss.”

@AvarageSerbian Hits different when you are a law student

ragebaiting (flirting)

if they wanna make spin-offs for the boys so bad they should make one where homelander (only homelander) gets teleported into various hbo shows for no reason. starting with euphoria

When I saw Project Hail Mary, a lady had a baby with her and it started crying halfway through the film. She left with the baby and came back 5 minutes later without the baby.

Homelander being scarier in fan content 😭🙏🏻 in canon he's too busy banning nut milk

Be like Chris.

They have been talking for a few months, having a lot of fun together and clearly like each other. Now make her randomly stop liking him.

He's trying to plug in the USB cable. Make it not fit. Now that he's flipped it, make that not fit as well. Good, he's flipping it back to the original orientation. Make it slide right in.

@internetumpire Practice for the SRH game, pant will flip coin today

Put the bat down, take the coin and practice for the next 3 hours. We need this tonight more than ever.

i want csk to win 3/3 games and secure top 2 cuz L against gt or srh would make us the direct reason for their qualification to top 2 which i don't want but deep down ik that csk is not winning against lsg to start with 😭

Reminder that when Christopher Nolan cast Heath Ledger as the Joker, every film bro was outraged. "What? That weak-sauce Aussie pretty boy? He sucks!"

when people learn to stop comparing movies of completely different genres the world will begin to heal

Lord Shardul and Deepak Chahar when they realised CSK has still got playoff chances.

A win tomorrow will take us to top 4 for the first time in this season.Please do the needful @ChennaiIPL

@PapacyCSC @MaedaMealOfThat Bro missed everything

Born when???

Everyone I know says they cried after seeing The Sheep Detective...what's going on in that movie