
Robb Allen
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Robb Allen
@ItsRobbAllen
Author of "The Pouty Cow Goes Moue" tweet that got over 28 views worldwide.
Tampa, Florida Katılım Temmuz 2009
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My latest song, "No Thought for the Morrow", is out now on most streaming platforms.
Please share with your friends!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgVSM…
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It's fine, you just need to make sure you don't hit that exact same spot on the next landing.
aircraftmaintenancengineer@airmainengineer
Go or No-Go?✈️
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Kind of bummed. Tried to load up The Future of Mankind—the very first song I ever released—in FL Studio, but the project file is corrupt.
The song loads but it just hasn't survived four years of upgrades. Some of the samples are missing. A lot of the plugins have changed and aren't working as expected.
Thankfully I have the master tracks and it's not like I'm going to be remixing this anytime soon, but it is kind of sad not to have the original project handy.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oxxQ…
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How I imagine a dinner date with @alexthechick would go
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
I just know those cheetos are hittin
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@JonnyMicro Haven't seen them live, and I do love Muse, but I have to laugh at them.
Dudes write music like they're leading "the revolution", but in reality, they look like they'd fold like a cheap lawn chair under the slightest inconvenience.
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@DeebsFLA My parents would call up the bully's house and give them tips on what made me cry easier.
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Had a few of these replies to my bully throwback picture joke post yesterday. I mean, besides missing the obvious play on words I was doing, there exists no world in which this guy wouldn't have been at the top of my list for screwing with, and tormenting him over his goofiness.
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BlindMonkey@7706850
@DeebsFLA I used to beat up the bullies.. I would have smashed your face in
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At first I dismissed this as AI.
But holy moly that was crazy. That instructor is lucky he didn't get extra facial orifices, but just the blast had to hurt anyway.
Breaking911@Breaking911
INSANE FOOTAGE: Russian troops mounted a YakB-12.7 helicopter machine gun on a fixed stand for training, but the exercise quickly went wrong.
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@ItsRobbAllen Who is that Cajun cook who had suspenders and his own tv show back in the day?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There's an American-Greek restaurant down the road from me that the Mrs & I tried a while back & couldn't wait to return.
Tonight, I had a side salad. I asked for Greek dressing. The waitress was like "We have 2. A Greek vinaigrette & the classic (the pink stuff). They're really good mixed."
She was right. It was amazing.
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This post has nearly a million views.
His success in this regard is satanic.
Alexander Dugin@AGDugin
The very concept of the success is deeply immoral. If you are successful the other is loser. We shouldn’t accept it. We should prosper or suffer together. Otherwise it is satanic.
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@robkroese @cirsova Add to the fact that I guaran-fricken-tee you these people "Fight for $15."
They just want free shit. They don't want to work for their leisure. And they just gussy up their language to make it sound noble that they are thieves.
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@cirsova It's even dumber when you realize that by "the arts" they mean whatever random book they happen to want
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