Astro Nomenoff
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Astro Nomenoff
@ANomenoff
loving is short, forgetting is long.
New York, USA Katılım Kasım 2022
218 Takip Edilen116 Takipçiler
Baking 3 carrot cakes and carrot cake cookie sandwiches for Easter 😑 and when the Philadelphia cream cheese is on sale you stock up #Bakerrules
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@ShoesTravelin @LangmanVince Look it up. How can you be a citizen of the universe and not know who and what the 13 families are? Have to block you for being an idiot.
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Seriously is there a dumber and more irrelevant musician on planet Earth than Bruce Springsteen who hasn't had a hit song since "Steets of Philadelphia" released 33 years ago in 1993?
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@jeepgirlsparks Now I am curious what his playing sounded like.
Personally I like improvisation and making sounds with the instrument that surprises me. This player learned from watching YouTube and that impressed me.
I am also easily impressed as I can’t play. 😔
ted.com/talks/usman_ri…
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@ANomenoff He never showed his face on Twitter.
He played guitar and flirted with tons of women, and most flirted back.
I didn't 🤷🏼♀️
I responded to his music, but didn't flirt.
Then he slid into my DMs & thought I'd turn to Jello.
He thought wrong 🤷🏼♀️
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A few years ago a dude from Twitter sent me a picture of himself and said "give me your honest opinion, on a scale of 1-10. Honest opinion."
I replied "I'm sure lots of women find you to be an 8+, but for ME....for me, you're a 5-6 😬🤷🏼♀️"
Dude blocked me 🤣🤣🤣
(He was a 2-3)
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@nancylasocki Insulation to keep the inside warm. No snow in space or water vapor to condense around windows. There is no wind resistance to no need to make insulation aerodynamic with smooth seals. Weight is the enemy to lift things into space so the BARE minimum of everything is used.
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Why does that edge around the window look so worn out? Is that snow or ice on the bottom of it?
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
BREATHTAKING🚨: Image of Earth captured by Artemis II from space that clearly shows EARTH is NOT FLAT!
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@supernova_freak Just disappointed none of them are practicing with an eggplant 🍆 😔
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Look, I don't want to brag, but I learned this all on my own. 😏
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@Barphbie0 I have experienced A. above. Never really looked at the others. Thanks for the notes. 😉
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You can actually tell if a follower has you muted.
A. If you go to their page and not see one effin' interaction.
B. Search their @ on your home page.
C. Look at all of the replies you left them.
D. Discover that their original post was deleted.
E. I'm so on to you bitch.
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@jeepgirlsparks They often say, don’t ask a question if you are not ready for the answer. This guy was most likely not ready for the answer. Either that or his fantasy does not align with reality. 😔
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@HummingBird57 @NotAvgLiberal Happy 69th trip around the sun! I hope you have many, many more.
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🎉🎂🥳🎈🎁
Today is my birthday! Made it to 69!
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@baconelf @pinkmagiclala Horny? Definitely, but why the long face? 🤭
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Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.
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@housewifebored8 I almost visited the moon a few years ago, but then I woke up. 😳
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@Bulkles @housewifebored8 The likelihood of this is much higher than going to the moon. NGL
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@gardengirl125 Immediately followed with a note for: extended car warranty! 😁
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@EddiebroRon @Barphbie0 It is fake, noticed no middle finger in the video? @Barphbie0 always signs off with the one finger salute to the MAGAs. 😉
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@Barphbie0 I totally agree. Side note; is this a real video?!? It looks so crisp and clear it’s hard to tell.
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@shaesjh 😍🥰😘 You look beautiful. I can’t post my pic here as I get swarmed with sugar mama proposals. (That may be my imagination tho. 😂 )
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If you’re over 35 and still look good, lemme see….
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Spliffy Longstocking 🔥🌳💨@BlazySusan816
If you’re over 35 and still look good, lemme see…. 49 in October
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@kayakkim11 @1goodtern He won’t notice the piss on it. Good choice of color. 😜
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@supernova_freak It’s like riding a bike, you won’t forget. Although there are many on this platform who will gladly volunteer to get you back in the saddle. 😉😁
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Been a while since I've kissed anyone and I'm pretty sure this will be me. 😂😂😂
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